can your makeup do this y/n??

girls will say “i’m going to bed early” and mean “i have a 9:15 with my wand”

the clocks go back soon and you get one extra hour. we think you should spend it horizontally

smut readers have the best imaginations and the most overworked chargers

a wicker husband and an illyrian warrior walk into my nightstand...

we made a strapless strap-on that vibrates at both ends because giving should feel just as good as getting

the big light has never been present for a single good orgasm in history

communication in bed is free. the toy that shows them exactly what you mean is up to 60% off

oct 23: wicker oct 27: acotar 6 this is a dangerous week for women’s hydration levels

skincare routine: cleanser, serum, moisturizer, orgasm. the glow is from step four

one minor inconvenience away from going home and having the best orgasm of my life about it

we made a booty play starter pack because some of you have been “curious” for three years and it’s time

spooky season but the only thing creaking in my house is the mattress

romanticize your life: light a candle, put on a playlist, have an orgasm so good you text the group chat about it

a man in slutty little glasses saying “let’s read the instructions” about your new toy is the hottest thing that can happen in the bedroom, we checked

we made a suction toy with a bigger mouth because coverage matters and so do you

the wicker husband would absolutely read acotar 6 with you and take notes on the sex scenes

we made a silent toys because whoever built your apartment walls clearly never wanted you to have fun

scorpio season starts october 23 and i'd like to apologize in advance to my vibe's battery

nothing jumpscares you like the sound of your vibe hitting the floor at 1am and rolling under the bed