
Just an Internet kid being an Internet kid. Elder Emo. @denmago. Spanglish. Building @app_nutria. https://teapawt.net/t.co/sBGRR4PSlB
Joined January 2009
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sorry i can’t come tonight, i’m watching the rock paper scissors simulator season finale
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We can disagree and still like each other. Let's not conflate disagreement with disdain or hate. Debate with friends is essential for progress.
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Tenemos la tecnología para poder ejercer nuestras profesiones desde cualquier lugar, podemos reducir trafico/emisiones, descentralizar las grandes ciudades, mejorar la calidad de vida de millones, reducir costos, aumentar productividad.
“NO, VOLVAMOS A LAS OFICINAS!” 🤡
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It's a simple equation tbh.
They rigged the old system.
Get in crypto or have family money or this will be you.
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Mexico's president pursues ruinous policies by improper means. Our cover in Latin America this week argues that AMLO is a danger to democracy econ.st/34qqq5L
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Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?
Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Not asking for a Product Manager to help, are they?
Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now
Dad: Go and see if “let’s have a follow-up meeting" helps
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June 29, 2007: "Apple reinvents the phone."
$AAPL is up 2,200% since.
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Pouring one out for tonight for Tom from MySpace. Dude straight up filled his bag and bounced. Never tried to influence elections, be an advocate for free speech (or ESG), buy competitors, sell our data or any of that shit. Just taught us some basic HTML and rolled out! #MySpace
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the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together




























