β€œthe current has us now, it's okay” // Black Lives Matter // healthcare is a basic human right // Free Palestine he/him

MS gulf coast
Joined October 2009
this is how we win
CNN: Do you like capitalism? ZOHRAN MAMDANI: No. I have many critiques of capitalism. In the words of Dr. King decades ago, he said, 'Call it democracy or call it democratic socialism; there must be a better distribution of wealth for all of God's children in this country.' And that's what I'm focused on, is dignity and taking on income inequality.
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nothing on earth could make me unmute any of these podcast clips
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H3's AB is one of the stupidest liars I have ever seen on this platform. "I'm not gonna have a back-and-forth with you." DAWG LOOK AT YOUR OWN REPLIES
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🎢Chestnuts roasting on an open fire πŸŽΆβ€¦.
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all 😭 my life 😭😭 side by side😭😭😭 hyde 😭😭 Jekyll 😭😭 hyde 😭😭😭😭 you and I 😭😭 finally together 😭😭😭you can change your mind 😭😭but you can’t 😭change mine😭😭hyde😭😭😭Jekyll😭😭😭 hyde😭😭😭😭 you and I 😭😭forever πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’”
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Nathan Fielder asking Elizabeth Holmes β€œare you familiar with the comedy routine β€˜who’s on first’?” with a straight face, yeah give him all the awards
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *deep breath* AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHhahhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahhHahahahahahahahahhahaahhHhahahahahahahHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
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JUDGE ME BY MY ENEMIES
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I need traitor joe to show up
For the first time since the great guitar smashing fiasco of 2021, Phoebe Bridgers will be the musical guest on SNL pitchfork.com/story/the-stro…
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GET HER IN A FANTASTICALLY SKIT PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE @SarahSquirm
Phoebe Bridgers joins SNL again on November 14th as a musical guest! 🀍
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Phoebe Bridgers joins SNL again on November 14th as a musical guest! 🀍
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phoebe naturally does this in case anyone was wondering
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oh I see you were near me at the function this weekend
open mic set where i spend the whole time just visibly scrolling thru tweets. every 45 seconds going "okay this one's pretty good" and reading one off verbatim
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This sucks I thought Larry David was funny
I honestly didn’t expect Larry David to come out firing like this:
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her response will simply be "i am attacking the left because they hinder our attacks on trump" or something, and then will not respond to any questions of how lifting up right-wing attacks on the left helps "attack trump." copy, paste, pinto grigio.
Ladies and gentleman, I present for your enjoyment, The right wing saboteur, Neera Tanden. support in bio.
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He says the name just fine when he’s begging the Qataris for a personal jet or the Saudis for funding for his son-in-law’s private equity firm. Wonder what’s changed?
Trump on El-Sayed: "His name is actually Abduladadalalalala. It's Adulbabababababa Mohammed Al-Sayed. So his middle name is Mohammed. So I was right. He's a jihadist."
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This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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Hadn’t seen it back. What a fucking pussy lol
here’s the exchange where @sostalksmoney makes what is charitably called a joke: β€œI’m sure your mom really died of a headache β€” your mom might have died from a headache” @AdamFriedland if u read this i’ll take it down for $100,000
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TOTAL AND COMPLETE SHUT DOWN OF US SNL IMMEDIATELY
US SNL FOUND DEAD IN A DITCH! #snluk
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