Found my next investment #moonshinergizer

Empathy. More empathy.

15 years onair with @krbe and today will be the first time I've caught a case of the hiccups during my shift. This is gonna be interesting. What's the best hiccup cure?!

Whe you're memorizing your own lyrics for an upcoming show but you have @boburnham songs forever stuck in your head. It's crowded Inside today.

Generic Blue Alert 200404, aka hide ya kids hide ya wife 2021.

Well, @boburnham is officially my spirit animal. #Inside

Don't let @krbe hear about @IAGteam's "unofficial dj" posterboy or I might have to pull double shifts. 😂 linkedin.com/feed/update/urn…

I'm a kid at heart... am I still allowed to learn how to program a Mars helicopter? krbe.com/2021/04/11/teach-yo…

Let's see. I've hit both my kids with snowballs, and even got the better half with one while she was still in bed. Guess that means it's time for breakfast. #houstonsnow

I was thinking i'd cuddle up with my valentine to avoid the cold, eat some popcorn, and watch the Bodyguard. Is that an appropriate way to spend #ValentinesDay or weak sauce?

So Colonel... What exactly is the plan as far as keeping chicken grease outta the keyboard?

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring except for my kids who won't go to sleep damnit. Santa's stirring an extra shot into his drink.

I get the feeling sometimes that if I don't participate in this, there won't be anything left to reconstruct when the robot overloads take over. I suppose that's why I always say thank you to Alexa. I wanna be sure they bring me back to life looking hot.

People from all sides screaming into wind, but the eye of the storm is peaceful and full of perspective.

I have long believed that there are only two negative energies that represent a vacuum that is void of one positive energy. Fear, Hurt, and Love are the root and resolution of ALL human emotion. If we ask the right questions we can find real answers.