Ben Zaidi

ALT A photoshopped image of a flannel-wearing hiker encountering a black bear on a trail. The hiker takes a deep breath and remembers to use I-statements. She says: "I feel uneasy when you approach me for a sniff because I am a human, not prey. What I need is for us to keep a respectful distance." The bear reacts like a bear would - which is not at all because they aren't known to understand the English language.

ALT The black bear turns its back and walks the other way down the trail. It says over its shoulder: "Perf, because I have social anxiety"