@benji_melon

✮⋆°🍁๋࣭☾.•⁺₊ endacopia AU #endBsideB commisions open 21 - 99% sfw info (carrd): https://xitter.cf/t.co/nTspDQrKo2 Q&A: https://xitter.cf/t.co/5Q3GYeltpy ♡°｡🍂₊.•♬₊

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Joined February 2023
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HEY! welcome to my PINNED TWEET did you know: my COMMISSIONS are OPEN!!! you can find more info about that in the REPLIES of THIS TWEET!!!
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nevermind
benji ✩@benji_melonOct 27
okay so. about that
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okay so. about that
benji ✩@benji_melonOct 27
would you guys maim me and kill me and hate me forever if i started advertising my commissions more i know i haven't been too artistically active recently i just kinda Need Money to Do Things
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would you guys maim me and kill me and hate me forever if i started advertising my commissions more i know i haven't been too artistically active recently i just kinda Need Money to Do Things
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the teeth were SUPPOSED to be anatomically accurate, but i was carving this out with a steak knife and a boxcutter so
benji ✩@benji_melonOct 27
i carved a pumpkin :] #myghoul
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i carved a pumpkin :] #myghoul
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it'll look cooler when it starts to rot trust me
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For the minors following me/in this community—please, PLEASE do not let adults try to befriend you. If they start engaging in emotional conversations with you and try to lean on you for support, it’s DEEPLY inappropriate. Walk away, stop engaging with them. (1/2)
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oh damn i forgot about The Disability That Forces You To Interact With Minors As A 30 Year Old!! this changes everything!!!!! 🤯🤯🤯
Eli Schäfer@UnholyDoveOct 24
Replying to @REFUSERADIO
if i was your average adult yes, i fully agree. however i am disabled. this is in no way an excuse. just a bit of clarification. i have be in isolation for nearly a decade irl against my wishes and am just now in a place safe enough to engage with the public again. again this -
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wait im so confused even though you "need an invite" to play deadlock it's literally so easy to just randomly get one from a friend who got one from a friend etc. what's even the point of it being in "closed beta"
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my girlfriend is actually so horrible and mean to me, tonight she abandoned me because she has to "go home" and "get to school tomorrow" and now i'm left here all alone like wtf
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"you can see everything" is a fantastic documentary about the most batshit fucking crazy people i have ever in my life had the displeasure of experiencing 8/10, i wish the dog got more screentime
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cheap ass billionaire it'll take at least $5k for me to buy twitter blue
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i'm in a volunteer program where i'm assigned an english-learning ukranian student to help her learn conversational english this week i taught her what insurance was and blew her mind with the fact that a CT scan here costs $450 (₴20,745) but with insurance i "only" pay $50
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she told me her grandmother sent an application to their government for eye surgery and got the surgery for free (because that's just how it works over there apparently) and then looked at me like i had just kicked a puppy when i told her the average price of lasik surgery here
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the program is called "ENGin", it's really educational and it makes me feel like i'm making a difference if you're literate, can pronounce words clearly, and are able to quickly and coherently define any and every word you say with minimal stuttering, i suggest looking into it!
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thinking about if i were a virus invading a body and really doing some damage and my girlfriend was a white blood cell that was sent to hunt me down and kill me and she falls in love with how evil i am and starts helping me attack more of the body from the shadows
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if i got a job as an animal handler at an aquarium and on the first day i ate one of the raw fish i was supposed to feed the seals or dolphins or something would they fire me right away or do you think they might give me a second chance
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i wanted to show off my (very little) facial hair but i don't really like how the rest of my face looks so i covered it in fiberglass
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st4t flirting
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"Fit check, Mellow, what hats do you got?"
Mellow: I've got a few of a bunch'a different kinds! Baseball caps, beanies, a sunhat, fishing hats... and this cool new winter one I got!

ALT Mellow: I've got a few of a bunch'a different kinds! Baseball caps, beanies, a sunhat, fishing hats... and this cool new winter one I got!

benji ✩@benji_melonOct 14
small Q&A event with the endBsideB cast and myself on my strawpage! :] ask stuff at the bottom of the page either using the box on the left or right to talk to me or the cast respectively 🔥 casherino.straw.page

casherino's strawpage

casherino.straw.page
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