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'the epitome of cool' -Mrs Wilmot (year 7 form teacher)

Barnsley, England
Joined June 2018
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Score Hero! ahh goal
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This one right here is absolutely had me in tears
is there a specific post that you still think about
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It was never about asylum seekers...
Then they came for the Chinese. Dragon House take away in York.
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why is it having pride in ‘are cuntry’ always looks like shit graffiti and racism and never, for example, fighting for fully funded public services, taxing foreign oligarchs pushing up house prices, bring services back into the hands of the public…
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she's about to ask me if I've done something she knows full well I haven't. I know that look from a mile off. no I haven't fucking phoned British Gas Dua. you know I haven't.
imagine dua lipa looking at you like this
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Ben Morris retweeted
after 2 years i’ve realised i didn’t love hojlund, i just loved two door cinema club
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The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University. This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.
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Onana
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My favourite part of the day is laughing at City’s shit result before United’s shit result happens
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That’s a fucking Harold Saxon line.
"We're going to help our country heal, we have a country that needs help, and it needs help very badly" Donald Trump addresses his supporters as he stands on the cusp of election victory Follow US election results live: bbc.in/3YC9wNh
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Ben Morris retweeted
Why is the Green Party yellow what a STUPID fucking country
they look like lego star wars profile pictures
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you stupid fucks complained about a demented 80 year old man being president for 4 years then elected a demented 78 year old man to be president.
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AND THE NEW UNITED STATES PRESIDENT IS... *music hits* WAIT A MINUTE!! IT'S BERNIE SANDERS!! BERNIE SANDERS IS CASHING IN HIS MITB BRIEFCASE!!
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These Great British Bake Off themes are getting to be ludicrous.
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Was looking up what cream to put on an insect bite but instead got this cream which I can only assume is for when Scooby Doo has piles
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A nice reminder of one of the great moments Scott McTominay gave us. Leeds waited 16 years for this moment & he sent them into the ultimate meltdown within 2 minutes. These 2 minutes helped myself & many through lockdown. Football heritage #mufc
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WHEN YOUR EEL HAS A JAW THAT CAN HELP THEM EAT MORE THATS A -
Moray eels have an extra set of jaws in their throat to help them swallow large prey. (📷: National Science Foundation)
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Forgot how funny Obama vs Trump making statements was 😭
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Alexa, play Vindaloo by Fat Les at an unsafe volume from now until Spain score their 4th
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