@bentface

perpetually tired.

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Joined October 2008
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liz@bentfaceAug 19
the ted lasso “are you strong?” scene is going triple platinum in my house
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shit just gets funnier and funnier when they start respecting his authority
whristan
@whristan118h
Reffing at LA fitness
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GUESS WHO GETS TO SEE @ashemusic STOP THE WEDDING LIVE AND IN PERSON? ME AND @miakay17 AND @bossassbiscuits
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best song fr
2000s
@PopCulture2000s14h
29 years ago today, natalie imbruglia released ‘torn’
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me, a virgo:
anvita@vitamaybeOct 26
my reason for doing things:
1. spite
2. the aesthetic
3. a deadline i invented
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me and alex
mimi@oring2181Oct 27
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First trailer for comedy series ‘DIG’ starring Amy Poehler has been released. Premieres November 23 on Peacock.
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currently enjoying the best cinnamon roll of my life i’ll be thinking about this for a week
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may 30,2025: the day taylor swift got her masters back
powerful wizerd@powerfulwizerdOct 26
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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the reality tv version of sue and megan. let a lesbian know you’re thinking about them today.
Page Six
@PageSixOct 26
Chrishell Stause and partner G Flip split after four years trib.al/ISIpKr3
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screaming crying throwing up (for myself and for amy)
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𝐊𝐚𝐭 ‧₊˚ ☽ ⋅@hauntedhotmessOct 25
A panic attack & an orgasm are two sides of the same coin if you think about it
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i know this leo bitch loved every minute of this lord
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I’M LAUGHING I LOVE FOOTBALL
Jordan Schultz
@Schultz_ReportOct 25
Jameis Winston scored a rushing TD and then had the team play duck, duck, goose as a TD celebration 😂😂
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immediately added this to the lexicon
easy e
@eatpraydiehardOct 26
when i ask 3yo not to say “shut up” he says “well the shut up man is coming tomorrow and going to say shut up to you”. kind of difficult to respond to that. if i ask who the shut up man is, he says “oh you don’t know???” and laughs at me. feels like bullying
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that’s my man 😭
New Heights
@newheightshowOct 26
A record-setting #NationalTightEndsDay for @tkelce
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Soph@sooaappyy__Oct 25
my dream relationship is where i can be a princess and a dictator at the same time
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why must we pit two queens against each other like this
Jacob P.M. 📚🎬
@JacobBReadsOct 25
Which series did you like more?
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oh crystal lake the show that you are
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EPISODE SEVEN OF CRYSTAL LAKE
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