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sister of the loam / zelda fan acc

Manhattan, NY
Joined February 2011
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Live your best raccoon life in this chaotic co-op sandbox for 1-4 players! Complete crazy missions, cause chaos, and outsmart a relentless Exterminator. 🦝 Dumpster Gang is coming to Nintendo Switch 2 in March 2027. #IndieWorld @DumpsterGangHQ
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coworker I was just talking shit about for their incompetence sent me a teams message thanking me for helping them
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if I tell you a fun fact & you look it up & I’m wrong I’m beating the shit outta u
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scientists reveal the noise
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#dwts if i got a 4 in week 7 id go to the dressing room and throw up
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food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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Genuinely doesn't matter how "avoidant" you are as a woman you will never be as evil or apathetic as ur male counterpart
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Actually, different salaries should only affect how luxurious your life is, not your food quality or ability to afford rent. If you work 40 hours at any job, your income should be enough to live in the town you work in. Thinking otherwise is an abysmal indicator of your humanity
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I passed the bar!!!!!!!!!!! I’m an attorney!!!!!!!!!! Omg!!!!!!!!!!!
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me on November 5th
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got on this app and its just french and japanese people fighting
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stop being afraid of losing people and remember you are also a great loss too. someone will spend the rest of their lives trying to search for someone with qualities like yours.
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men are genuinely so fuckin gross and willfully daft
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IDF soldier talkin bout some “I’m living in a nightmare” LMFAOO
Hila Klein reveals that her husband, Ethan Klein, has been having an affair with another person for over six months and says she feels like she’s living in a nightmare.
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Just realized that having a boyfriend means I’d have to spend time with him sometimes over my friends……a chill down my spine………..
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quando a situação é TÃO ruim que não tem ninguém com quem você possa conversar sobre
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we have titty sweat in october because y’all want to ask chatgpt why that person keeps treating you like that
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Unfortunately I’m at work beefing with a 60+ year old woman but if it’s up then it’s up Geraldine!
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Love will prevail in the end. So I really don’t gaf
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