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If you follow me, and you're a male of the species and any of the following apply:
- No mutual follows
- Claim to be military
- Claim to be a doctor
You will be blocked. And please stay the fuck out of my DMs.
XoXo, Becks
Tonight's crashout where I lost my 💩 on everyone, and ended up in tears was triggered by @LeafFilter commercial...fuck their commercial is absolute worst thing on TV. I was already spiraling, but that fucking whistle was it. Fuck Leaf Filter!!!
There's something comforting and nostalgic about a salad bar in a small town Oklahoma restaurant. After my day today, I needed that hit of buttermilk ranch and extra crunchy crystallized bacon bits with sunflower seeds. The salady bits are the vehicle for the real stars.
10 or so years ago, I saw someone call him Lame Kiffin, and that's what I've referred to him as ever since. He's really earning it.






