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A hotel should not get a five star rating when they provide single ply toilet paper.
In politics: To demonstrate dedication to building The Wall, Vice President Mike Pence has filed paperwork to legally change his name to Mike Fence.
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“I hope neither of you will interrupt the other.” Has Chris Wallace been watching this #PresidentialDebate #Debates2020 ?
We were planning on live-tweeting the #PresidentialDebate2020, but unfortunately the bleach we pre-gamed with is having adverse effects on our digestive tract. Live coverage will continue from the hospital journey.
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The nurse gave me a dose of morphine and put “Law and Order” on the TV.
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And now I need a liver transplant. #PresidentialDebate
The bar is so low that “Will you condemn white supremacists?” is a question at the #PresidentialDebate and @realDonaldTrump responds with “No, what about Antifa?”