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Object-Oriented Onanism

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BrianMier@BrianMteleSUR8 Jul 2023
NYT, which ignored judicial overreach in Brazil when Lava Jato Judge Sergio Moro did things like arbitrarily arrest Lula's former Economy Minister during his wife's chemotherapy session, now frets over Bolsonaro's guilty verdict. My latest @FAIRmediawatch fair.org/home/nyt-worries-br…

NYT Worries Brazil Goes Too Far to Fight Far Right

The New York Times is traditionally soft on right-wing extremists while portraying leftist Latin American governments as authoritarian.

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Avery Edison@aedison8 Jul 2023
One of my favorite, now lost, tweets.
Tweet from @swarthyvillain: MMA is ultimately unfair to krav maga guys. their best techniques, such as starvation, US military aid, and air strikes are illegal

ALT Tweet from @swarthyvillain: MMA is ultimately unfair to krav maga guys. their best techniques, such as starvation, US military aid, and air strikes are illegal

Dubula (@killerguerilla) profile pictureDubula@killerguerilla7 Jul 2023
Krav maga is bullshit. The iof doesn't get in close quarters fights. They just bomb from a distance, raid homes and harass unarmed civilians. They pretend to be masters of hand to hand combat as part of their propaganda campaign to make colonization look like a fair fight.
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@laserboat9998 Jul 2023
Big Meemaw is buying up all the nice frying pans in the country and hoarding them in cellars
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I wonder how much money she thinks you can get for cans, or how accessible and convenient scrapyards are
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David Kaib@DavidKaib8 Jul 2023
Given that you aren’t really in a good position to engage in shopping around when you need to go to the hospital, I’m not sure the whole network thing makes any sense.
President Biden Archived (@POTUS46Archive) profile picturePresident Biden Archived
@POTUS46Archive8 Jul 2023
Imagine you choose an "in-network" hospital to receive care but are charged for an “out-of-network” doctor that you did not choose – or even know was consulted. We're closing these surprise billing loopholes. Evading the law to charge patients outrageous prices must end.
The Biden-Harris Administration Is Closing Loopholes That Lead to Surprise Medical Bills

ALT The Biden-Harris Administration Is Closing Loopholes That Lead to Surprise Medical Bills

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jon drake@DrakeGatsby28 Jun 2023
No idea why AirBnB’s business is suffering. Anyway last time I stayed at one I forgot to separate garbage and recycling and the owner shot me with a bow and arrow
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Brendan Karet@bad_takes28 Jun 2023
everyone keeps saying that the vaccines didn't kill people but what if i just said there were placebos. don't forget to buy my antivax book
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What's actually going on with coal/wood oven pizza in NY? All the conservatives get distracted by obsessive libidinal hatred halfway through tweeting about it, so i can't tell whether they're just making it up
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SLUG@generalslug27 Jun 2023
why are you as a man letting country roads take you home
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Kiran Stacey@kiranstacey26 Jun 2023
This is how all diplomatic readouts should read. nytimes.com/2023/06/25/world…
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Dad Kapital@dad_kapital23 Jun 2023
Replying to @allahliker
“That shit crazy” seems like a pretty good explanation
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Alex Degen in my 2025 era@atothe_d23 Jun 2023
Replying to @allahliker
Imagine if for decades we had been told heroic tales of 'disrupting' tech billionaires who have gotten rich making things worse for everyone from a press that says this is progress, and then you see them disrupt themselves to death? Celebrating this is post-covid empathy fatigue,
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Every single time Every single time
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matt bernstein@mattxiv8 Jun 2023
pat robertson in 2013 saying gay men wear a spiky ring that cuts your finger when you shake their hands so they can purposely give you HIV
The Roanoke Times (@roanoketimes) profile pictureThe Roanoke Times@roanoketimes8 Jun 2023
Pat Robertson dies at 93; founded Christian Broadcasting Network, Christian Coalition roanoke.com/news/nation-worl…
Pat Robertson, broadcaster who helped make religion central to GOP politics, dies at 93

Pat Robertson, broadcaster who helped make religion central to GOP politics, dies at 93

Pat Robertson, a religious broadcaster who turned a tiny Virginia station into the global Christian Broadcasting Network, tried a run for president and helped make religion central to Republican...

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Happy 30th anniversary to the Super Mario Bros. movie! and many thanks to @smbmovie for all the work you have done over all these years! #trustthefungus 🍄
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This is insane. In Davenport Iowa, an apartment building partially collapsed. There are still people and pets unaccounted for, but the city is set to demolish the building tomorrow morning and forgo any rescue attempts? People are understandably furious/protesting.
Gretchen Teske (@peskyteske) profile pictureGretchen Teske@peskyteske30 May 2023
Crowd in downtown Davenport has slowly dissipated. Police are continuing to put up barriers to block access from the building.
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