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People I interact with on Twitter, if you happen to be DJing, Emceeing, comedianing, artisting, performing etc in an area that I’m close to then I will come and see you.
My smartwatch just recorded me as having an 18 minute nap.
I wasn’t asleep, I was just sat down chilling, listening to some Curtis Mayfield
We all ignored Busted singing about the year 3000 and then this happens
🌊🇬🇧 A TSUNAMI OF EPIC PROPORTIONS
A wave of unimaginable size sweeping across the UK, viewed from orbit.
The scale would be almost impossible to comprehend — entire coastlines disappearing beneath a wall of water as the wave moves across the country. 🌍🌊
Thankfully, this is purely a fictional scenario and not something that is expected to happen.
Don’t tell the bigger boys, but Huckleberry Finn and his Friends is on Amazon Prime.
Additional: Brigitte Horney who played Aunt Polly was also the grandmother in Heidi (which is not on Prime)
Sheldon, Howard and Leonard not appearing in Stuart Fails To Save The Universe seems like a big “fuck you” from those actors
News today:
Japan is sending a probe to a moon of Mars on a 5 year mission to collect and bring samples back to Earth
England is having to fine people who can’t keep themselves quiet on public transport
Well, now, who are the people in your neighbourhood
In your neighbourhood
In your neighbourhood
Say, who are the people in your neighbourhood
The people that you meet each day?
Saturday ear-worm
If I’m singing it, you’re singing it
I hate it when you’ve ordered a personalised jumper but they’ve made a spelling mistake and there’s no time to exchange it
If you’ve completed a test online where the tagline is “99% will fail” or “IQ 200 genius only”
That’s definitely worth putting on your CV








