Old School Hip Hop DJ, Original B-Boy, Beatboxer, Bouncer, Bodyguard, Jive Turkey

St. Albans, England
Joined June 2009
People I interact with on Twitter, if you happen to be DJing, Emceeing, comedianing, artisting, performing etc in an area that I’m close to then I will come and see you.
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I wonder if Russell Brand’s “magical amulet" is still working
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My smartwatch just recorded me as having an 18 minute nap. I wasn’t asleep, I was just sat down chilling, listening to some Curtis Mayfield
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£12!! At that price I doubt my mum will be getting me one for Christmas
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We all ignored Busted singing about the year 3000 and then this happens
🌊🇬🇧 A TSUNAMI OF EPIC PROPORTIONS A wave of unimaginable size sweeping across the UK, viewed from orbit. The scale would be almost impossible to comprehend — entire coastlines disappearing beneath a wall of water as the wave moves across the country. 🌍🌊 Thankfully, this is purely a fictional scenario and not something that is expected to happen.
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Don’t tell the bigger boys, but Huckleberry Finn and his Friends is on Amazon Prime. Additional: Brigitte Horney who played Aunt Polly was also the grandmother in Heidi (which is not on Prime)
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Right now they’re looking for “spunkwater” I’m pretty sure that meant something different in the 1830s and possibly 1979
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I tried, but I just can’t hear anything appealing with these lazy drums and whiny vocals.
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Worst day to find out my waterproof clothes are no longer actually waterproof
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Sheldon, Howard and Leonard not appearing in Stuart Fails To Save The Universe seems like a big “fuck you” from those actors
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What are they feeding them, Pedigree Chum?!
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News today: Japan is sending a probe to a moon of Mars on a 5 year mission to collect and bring samples back to Earth England is having to fine people who can’t keep themselves quiet on public transport
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Well, now, who are the people in your neighbourhood In your neighbourhood In your neighbourhood Say, who are the people in your neighbourhood The people that you meet each day? Saturday ear-worm If I’m singing it, you’re singing it
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A Mars a day helps you work, rest and play
What's the biggest lie your generation was told growing up?
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Holding a wake in a pub for someone who died of alcohol poisoning seems a little insensitive
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I hate it when you’ve ordered a personalised jumper but they’ve made a spelling mistake and there’s no time to exchange it
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If you’re picking up dropped mics then you need…
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If you’ve completed a test online where the tagline is “99% will fail” or “IQ 200 genius only” That’s definitely worth putting on your CV
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“I love it when you finish off my sentences” is something that no one has ever said. So fucking stop it!
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