@bigmanpezza

Tweet before I think but tweet after a drink

 Northerner in London, 26 n old
Joined July 2019
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Showed mum my Halloween outfit and she said I have her legs
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Me running from Pennywise but then I remember Bill Skarsgård is under all that
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signing my divorce papers with the penyatta
Zenyatta@dailyzenyattaa22h
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Did we really need to read you just sexting
brat@eusexuglow12h
i thought hinge was supposed to be classy
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babe if u stalking my twitter ily
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Not only mass effect.. but the sims?? I dont even be playing the sims like that but i know its practically a money machine for them so whats going on here
Eurogamer
@eurogamerOct 25
EA cancels unannounced The Sims project, trims the Skate team and reportedly plans to lay off 400 workers: "We're the number one publisher in Western HD gaming". bit.ly/4zMFx65
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Jumpie@Jumpi3e22h
"i wonder what the weak spot on the boss is!" the resident evil boss:
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li ★@HODUKAVllCH19h
netflix pisses me off cus what is this cover lmaooooooo
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eoin@mis_sludge19h
this sign... just let go sis
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Bunch of 20 year olds just doing an S Tier Airplane style bit randomly at their party.
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@sadngkidOct 23
When they started opening the fridge i lost it
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grace@graceswag13h
Lemon Meringue Bars !!! #graceswagmakes
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grovy@grovymango15h
The worst part of about this h3h3 scandal is finding out people watch these livestreams of the most bland dry ass convos of these uncharming ppl
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barfing
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g@_gdaymate16h
Ethan in his living room after failing to check for any of the mines Hila rigged to explode before leaving for Israel
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The full moon is just so beautiful tonight ❤️
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tia ★@tiadeeznuts21h
Ned Fulmer
@nedfulmer22h
ethan klein can fuck all the way off
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City thameslink better bolt down their rails cos I got Bill Withers on and these hips are swayin
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It was £40, proper wood, wrought iron rings. God it was so good
Louis@bigmanpezza16h
Thinking back on the coffee table my flatmate said no to
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I’ve seen two tweets including this about this boycott, there is nothing united about this kingdom
𝓈𝓅ℴℴ𝓀𝓎 𝓈𝓂𝒾𝓁ℯ𝓈🕸️๋࣭ ⭑@0dessaWolfeOct 25
so the UK has a planned boycott on the 28th of this month and now every news station is telling us to go out and essentially “panic buy” stuff just in case we lose power or whatever they’re using as an excuse to make people worry and start stockpiling and spending money, hmm sus
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Noted whos liked for the cum and not the ham btw 😒📝
Louis@bigmanpezza17h
God this storm is awful, heard there’s a chance of a cum shower in South London cos I just air fried a new ham :\
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Thinking back on the coffee table my flatmate said no to
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