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Joined November 2008
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Boy, let's not do this post-game comedian thing again, Amazon.
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I don't care for the Blackhawks using green. The "the logo has a green feather" argument is lame.
with the #HometownRemix reveal just around the corner, here’s what we know so far... (nothing official, just what I’ve cobbled together)
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Hey douchebags, if you're going to throw flags all day throw flags when a player gets tackled by his helmet.
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The refs in the Bears-Atlanta game sure fucking think it's all about them.
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Hey, I'm not in Glidden at the moment. Can you provide an update?
Gas under $2.50 a gallon in Glidden, WI this weekend. Even CNN reports that 2026 is on track to be the cheapest year for gas since 2020. Promises made, promises kept. ⛽️⬇️
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bUt hEe DuZenT wAnT ToO bE iN ShAkAwGo
Connor Bedard on @OverDrive1050 confirmed he didn't entertain an offer sheet: "For me, I kind of let them know from the start that it wasn't something I was ever going to do. The risk of not being a Blackhawk wasn't worth any amount of money." #Blackhawks
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Roman Kantserov is expected to sign a three-year entry-level contract with @NHLBlackhawks #Blackhawks
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Replying to @cenkuygur
Cenk: I don’t know how I can be more clear. Trump will end and prevent war in the Middle East. He wants peace. Harris and her neocon cabinet want war, war and more war.
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Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.
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President Trump tonight claimed that the man who killed Iryna Zarutska on transit in Charlotte last summer "came in through open borders.” The man charged with the murder is an American whose Facebook page says he was born in Charlotte, the Charlotte Observer reports. charlotteobserver.com/news/p…
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This right here. Onions.
The most powerful moment of the #Olympics: Team USA brought Johnny Gaudreau’s kids on the ice for the team picture.
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Tkachuk bros are the neighborhood kids who use your pool without invite when you're away for vaca. The Hughes bros are the neighborhood kids who mow your lawn without you asking.
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I like that in "Your Friends & Neighbors," Don Draper from "Mad Men" is the son of Danny Noonan from "Caddyshack."
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Replying to @RpsAgainstTrump
*Throws trash on the ground* Rubio: "The ground is getting polluted very fast right in front of us."
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DAMN : ICE grabbed a 17yo Target worker at his job, despite him saying he’s a US citizen. After confirming he was, they dumped him in a Walmart lot 8 min away. Bystanders found him sobbing, bleeding: “They slammed me on the ground.”
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Replying to @shane_riordan
Terrible. Put in bagent.
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Pick six was great but the Niners’ offense went through the Bears’ D like shit through a goose.
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