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Myles

@billyisapilgrim

the hour is late, the odds are long

 California
Joined January 2022
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get your steps in folks
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they’re actually calling him the class median choice theorist of all time but he doesn’t need to know that
Myles (@billyisapilgrim) profile pictureMyles@billyisapilgrimOct 26
they’re calling him the greatest choice theorist of all time
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what in the FUCK did I just take what the FUCK grad school isn’t real it can’t hurt you
Myles (@billyisapilgrim) profile pictureMyles@billyisapilgrimOct 28
After this midterm tomorrow I am consuming one million beers
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saw him again let’s gooooo (I’m going insane from solving Hamiltonians)
Myles (@billyisapilgrim) profile pictureMyles@billyisapilgrimOct 28
made a friend with a grad turkish guy who always smokes outside across the street from grad student housing never kill yourself
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tommy@oculatOct 28
Best rock songs of the 21st century 1. Farewell Transmission 2. Drunk Drivers/Killer Whales 3. No One Knows 4. Fell in Love with a Girl 5. Reptilia 6. One Armed Scissor 7. Dance Yrself Clean 8. Transdermal Celebration 9. Paranoid Android 10. The Place Where He Inserted the Blade
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made a friend with a grad turkish guy who always smokes outside across the street from grad student housing never kill yourself
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just walked past a woman who possessed a combination of scents that can only be described as a perfect recreation of the target snack bar from 2007 never kill yourself
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After this midterm tomorrow I am consuming one million beers
Myles (@billyisapilgrim) profile pictureMyles@billyisapilgrimOct 28
macro theory is actually going to kill me I swear to god
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macro theory is actually going to kill me I swear to god
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Growing up I knew a guy who had Benjamin Button disease but he got killed by a drunk driver so we never got to see the whole thing play out
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they’re calling him the greatest choice theorist of all time
Myles (@billyisapilgrim) profile pictureMyles@billyisapilgrimOct 26
very cool that I would go home for 4 years from the bars and do chapters 1-3 of MWG absolutely hammered, never got past chapter 3, and my first micro exam in grad school is on this exact material
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In 27 years I've drunk fifty thousand beers And they just wash against me Like the sea into a pier
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very cool that I would go home for 4 years from the bars and do chapters 1-3 of MWG absolutely hammered, never got past chapter 3, and my first micro exam in grad school is on this exact material
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just walked in on my roommate making out with his themfriend in the kitchen but I was too far across the living room to just stop short so I asked them if I could get some water and used the sink as they stood on either side of me possibly the most insane thing I've ever done
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wellbutrin might be the best thing ever invented holy shit
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Asked my mom if we packed my rain jacket during the monsoon in Santa Barbara yesterday, she told me I had said “it never rains in southern california I don’t need it” sent me this photo of her radio 30 minutes after that
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some days you happen upon a really good picture of your ex girlfriend and the only response is to do more proofs involving the weak and strong axioms of revealed preference
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all you need as an enterprising pre-alcoholic youth is some apple cider, some champagne yeast, and a sieve. real ones know
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@Breaking911Oct 19
BREAKING: The Supreme Court agrees to review the Reconstruction-era ban on distilling spirits in private homes. -AP
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