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8-year-old does months of manual labour so his friends, who are children, can afford to eat without going into debt
With his handmade key chains that go for $5 each, this 8-year-old boy raised $4,015 to erase the lunch debt of students from his school and six others. cnn.it/31oFi29
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Smoking weed with hesdphones make you realize how many somgs have light background tracks of your family letting out blood-curdling screams of your name
I'm here to correct everyone on their wrong opinions. all baby poop smells great until they're around 2-4 months old, and then it smells like shit. it doesn't matter if you breastfeed or don't, it's the same either way
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the fact that people spend hours watching these people as a proxy for having actual friends would make way more sense to me if they were interesting or funny people. this is like being forced to watch my blandest coworkers interact outside of work.
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when i ask 3yo not to say “shut up” he says “well the shut up man is coming tomorrow and going to say shut up to you”. kind of difficult to respond to that. if i ask who the shut up man is, he says “oh you don’t know???” and laughs at me. feels like bullying
I keep seeing clips of the h3h3 podcast and I can't believe anyone would choose to listen to people with such boring, monotone voices??
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Every time an H3 podcast clip shows up on my timeline I am baffled anyone watched it
Why are there 15 people mic’d up…why is no one saying anything remotely worth while…why don’t they just cut the dead air…how was this sustainable for years lmao
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Even if you remove the context of this scene (the character has got entirely the wrong end of the stick and massively screwed up), what is Bondish about this? It's mainly just a bloke running. Pretty sure most actors could do it.
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This reminded me of how when I was little one year for Valentine’s Day I thought it would be nice to write all of my immediate family pretend Valentine’s Day cards from various celebrities I thought they’d fancy and my sister started crying because hers was from Triple H
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These guys are perfect for a Bond movie … if the script calls for an English professor, a French baker, and an affable Home Depot manager.
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You’d never know by this post that the five Israelis are armed IDF soldiers. But they made sure to tell you the Palestinians were definitely the bad guys. Tried, convicted, and sentenced in one headline.
Five Israelis wounded and two suspected Palestinian attackers killed in West Bank shooting bbc.in/3Ud0szZ
stop saying jack lowden bond! bond can't have a beard and without a beard he looks like a villain no offense
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dudes be like by the way im a hobbyist boudoir photographer and if you ever wanted to organize some sort of shoot where youre on the ground legs open cunt up hands tied behind you apple in your mouth like a roast hog then id be happy to do that for free!
