@binkymode

really nice guy who hates only you

 he/him
Joined January 2017
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they're calling it the most sunday of all time
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there should be a way to hang out with people
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Rylee ✧@ryleerin23h
northern shrike you are so perfect and round
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pengwynn@pengwyndolin21h
when we solve orangutan communication they are going to be so stoked about the emoji 🦧 we made for them
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i cant wait for this period of my life to be over because i am going to rip my head off
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whenever things have changed in the past it is always immediate and a load of things suddenly becoming wonderful at once. it has never been gradual. i just want it to happen already i just need that push
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i also know that the times im like AHHHHH I NEED SOMETHING TO HAPPEN are when nothing ever happens
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who wants to hear the spooky thing that happened to me in upstate NY
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i cant find my gigantic son
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who the hell wants to listen to a good singer sing all that? imagine someone with a beautiful voice singing Jokerman or Sarah. would sound fucking stupid.
Tweeter@unhiddennessOct 24
Replying to @OsitaNwanevu
Dylan's crime is being a bad singer.
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@cooltfdownFeb 8
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PM ♡@maccaarchieves23h
a letter paul mccartney wrote(and illustrated) to heather's teacher; informing her of the change in heather's name after paul legally adopted her in 1969 (snowy is the pet hamster of heather's class)
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has paul mccartney ever seen a hamster
PM ♡@maccaarchieves23h
a letter paul mccartney wrote(and illustrated) to heather's teacher; informing her of the change in heather's name after paul legally adopted her in 1969 (snowy is the pet hamster of heather's class)
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An unmarried 28 year old is younger than a married 22 year old
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there's a new surgery where they remove everything
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horror writer? scare your reader from PAGE ONE by dedicating the book to their full name, home address and phone number
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am i bad person because of the amount of paper towels i use. can the amount of paper towels one uses make u a bad person
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Crayola is a company that makes crayons. This may lead you to believe that Areola is a company that makes areas. But it’s something else entirely.
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allies when a trans women is venting about dysphoria: "sexual dimorphism is literally negligible in humans, hon" allies when they see a trans man who transitioned after puberty and has a feminine bone structure: "i can literally see the afab wombynly kindness in your soul 🥺🥺"
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