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proud to announce Empyreal Jetsam, an original soundtrack created in ten days as part of #OSTCompJam:
just watched a video about the largest clown horn in the world. it takes 30 clowns to operate it. when they honk it, the frequency of the honk is so low that it's not even audible to humans, you just feel it shaking your bones.
I unplugged my Amazon Alexa so jeff bezos can't hear me and I saw the plug wriggling around looking for an outlet like those sped up videos of a vine looking for sunlight
I asked my lost media buddies what the best format is for long-term archival is and they said memorization. everything is transient but your thoughts. they can't take those away.
I was lauded at summer camp for being "the first person to ever have a symbiotic relationship with poison ivy"
I love frolicking through national parks but when I pass by a War Memorial I have to frolick solemnly
introducing the new character, Risha the Multiplicitous Alien
new comic coming every day this month, including some bonus comics
ALT A shark-like alien stands there with a genial expression. A human stands next to her looking concerned. Risha: HELLO! MY NAME IS RISHA! Risha: EVERYONE ELSE HERE IS ALSO ME. I'M A HIVEMIND. Risha: YOU CAN PICK ANY HAND IN THIS ROOM TO SHAKE
