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doer of things at @bettoredge. weird internet thing maker. gif enjoyer. self describer. past lives: @version1gg @vikings

Joined January 2019
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Going golfing to celebrate the anniversary of my diagnosis date because I’m the CEO of losing balls ⛳️
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Starting the day of with a hearty Al's Breakfast in Dinkytown. Donation totals to start Game Day: HUSKERS- $17872 GOPHERS- $11842 LAST CHANCE TO DANCE! HELP THESE KIDS! BROKENCHAIRTROPHY.COM
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If you fall asleep in a dream you sleep in real life.
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Escape Rooms are cool because the title doubles as the instructions.
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Jake Swallen is an absolute baller and a special soccer player. He’s an even better human being which is saying a lot. I BELIEVE ANY USL1 USLChampionship or MLS Next Pro team would be lucky to have him. A CDM that does it all!
Kings of their division 👑 The 2025 USL League Two Divisional Players of the Year 🤩 *The winners are voted on by the clubs* 🔗 bit.ly/4fT0cge
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Full time. City's Cinderella run ends just shy of the Central Conference title. The Crows couldn't add to an early goal from Morgan Olson and were undone by the USL2's leading goalscorer. 🖤🖤🖤
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🐦‍⬛ JOIN THE MURDER! 🧵 As we head into the Central Conference Final and last 8 teams of the playoffs, you may be looking for a team to follow... Check out our handy #MplsCity Bandwagon Guide below:
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Gonna have to extend y’all an invite to next year’s Gene Party 👖
Them: You can't wear jorts on a soccer pitch Us:
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Saturday was a big night for current AND past Crows! Shortly after our squad clinched the Heartland crown, former #MplsCity forward @LukeHaakenson scored an electric stoppage time winner for @SanAntonioFC! #FallingForCity
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We need you behind us on Saturday. Let’s go win a trophy!
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🎙⚽️NEW POD!⚽️🎙 That's SIX @USLLeagueTwo wins in a row, clinching a playoff spot! We cover recaps, key players, and look ahead to two big-time matches to decide the division title. 🙌👕: Don't forget 10% off shirts & prints @StadiumPrint using CROWS10 creators.spotify.com/pod/sho…
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NEXT AT HOME 📅 Saturday, July 12 ⏰ 6:00pm 🆚 @SuenoFC 🏆 @USLLeagueTwo 🏟️ Edor Nelson Field 🎟️ tinyurl.com/5n6jzxse
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NEXT UP 📅 Friday, June 27 ⏰ 7:00pm 🆚 @RochesterClub 🏆 @USLLeagueTwo 🏟️ Edor Nelson Field 🎟️ tinyurl.com/mtkj6n8r
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NOTE THE 7PM KICKOFF TIME I It's the Gene Party! Let's raise money for advanced gene research and watch some soccer. Ticket link in bio.
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Joe Highfield bl🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀st!
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RECAP: CROWS SCORE THREE UNANSWERED, LOP LEGENDS Read via 🔗 in bio. • Brother vs. brother times-three • Sessler keeps Crows a-head • City still looking for top gear • Race for Heartland heating up • Crows win three-straight for first time in League Two
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Join us Saturday, June 21 at 7 PM at The Corner Bar in Minneapolis for the main event you don’t want to miss. This is your invite to an exciting night packed with raffles, big prizes, drink specials including $3.50 Schell’s taps, and early access to silent auction items. Come dressed in your best denim look for a chance to win even more prizes. All proceeds support groundbreaking genetic research, so you can have fun while making a real impact.
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POV: you’re the side netting on a Joe Highfield penalty
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