Taking wine and comedy seriously since what was I talking about?
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Today my son replied, “Oh, thank you, Mommie Dearest” without prompting. This advances him to the next level of training automatically.
To the guy with a vacant stare in the car next to me blasting "We Built This City" at 9:15 am-- DITTO.
My dog scrambling for the popcorn that misses my mouth rivals the mutualistic relationship of the rhino and oxpecker.
My wife just called me in a panic to tell me about the spider she trapped under a cup... That is all.
I just cry-laughed my way through the season one finale of Glow. (Yes, cry-laughed; tears of joy and an occasional guffaw.) #glow
To all my straight male friends--only you can prevent the broke dick V-Day flowers/candy/stuffed animal pix tomorrow. Only you...
Glad I never defriended those I know on Facebook who voted for Trump. Now they'll get to see firsthand how they're hurting me and my family.
A Jeep wave happened this morning on the way to work and it was not me who initiated it, finally! Never give up, you guys. Ever... #Jeep
I really can't tell the difference from one Sia song to the next but I sure do like the whole dang song. #sia
Feel bad about the Boy inheriting the broken smile...FOR THE LADIES. instagram.com/p/BHTEshdg9c-/
Enjoyed watching so many of the good people I know voting for two different Democrats today. I accidentally registered as a Libertarian.
Dinner for two at Birschbachs' Kitchen. The Boy and I ate spaghetti, laughing at the noodles dangling from our mouths. Yelping 5 stars.
Helicopters telling us to stay inside behind locked doors. I've got bear spray on the ready and that's not a joke but it could be. #weho
The 1st time I ever really cried over the death of a celebrity was for Chris Farley. The 2nd time was yesterday. I love you dearly Prince.