@bjallen

Twin Dad, Software Engineer @StitchFix

 Dallas, TX
Joined January 2007
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Help build our platform at @stitchfix! I am looking for Infrastructure Engineers to join my team - SF or US remote. stitchfix.com/careers?gh_jid…
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B.J. Allen retweeted
murmurs@mrmrs_21 Oct 2016
we should make a second internet for when the first one isn't working – at Islington, London
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I have decided to try @stitchfix, I will let you all know how it goes. This is my first "thing in box arrives regularly" besides Amazon
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1: Hey, what’s our registration URL again? 2: Eh, don’t worry about it. We’ll fill it in later. – at White Rock, Dallas
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Just like Uber except they replace the battery in your car in the driveway that is dead because your kid left the dome light on all weekend. – at North Dallas, Dallas
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Now if I could just remember the city I…
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Startups are obsessed with processes. Looking back at my time @ Spotify, can't tell if our success was b/c of what we applied, or despite it – at Artà, España
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I hope this loud-talking business dude at the airport closes this deal. We’re all rooting for you! – at College Park, GA
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The Internet of Things is great until you’re up to your neck in Things you have to manage. – at North Dallas, Dallas
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Think a supply chain & logistics convention would be boring? How about a VR forklift simulator?
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Google photos tries a little too hard to make albums from old photos. – at White Rock, Dallas
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Seriously cool: (MRI) Chamber Music with Sarah Willis youtu.be/MWcOwgWsPHA
B.J. Allen retweeted
Sean Moubry@moubry26 Jan 2016
Every word of this is perfect medium.com/@hondanhon/it-s-p…

It’s Preschool Open House Season Motherfuckers

Here are the 22 fucking columns you need in your motherfucking Preschool Open House Ratings spreadsheet.

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1:1 ratio, right @barrettclark? – at White Rock, Dallas
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“jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, almost done to mister ride, wonder horsey sleigh, hey” moby.to/nh6amp – at White Rock, Dallas
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Swift's comments and test suite are on track to be one of the most correctly spelled and best indented ones in the industry! 🐙🐱
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OK, now that I’ve got my food, it’s safe to tell you that @tacodeli is open today (and free). – at East Kessler, Dallas
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No, I didn’t.
Having a 2yr old and twin newborns is basically a high-stakes fox/rabbit/cabbage crossing the river puzzle. – at White Rock, Dallas
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Researching your upgrade options is guaranteed to result in you disliking your carrier even more than you did 12 months ago. – at North Dallas, Dallas
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