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@bklinz

mother of dog

 Brooklyn, New York
Joined March 2011
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Sometimes I’ll think, so what if my ex-boyfriend was a raging cocaine addict? But then I remember that he planned the exact same birthday itinerary for me, down to the same restaurant for "drinks" that he had planned for his ex just a year prior.
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opposites attract and thats why i keep falling for losers
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BREAKING: Horse carriage ride ban passes NYC Council by 40-7 vote with 2 abstentions
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i think being a little mean after being overly understanding is part of the healing process
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There should be an app where you upload your bills and bored billionaires swipe right to pay them.
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I used to think high school drama was bad.... Wait till you get a job with unhappy adults
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Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
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A banner And a team About to be immortalized
Image from New York Basketball (@NBA_NewYork)
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Corporate life is realizing your job requires more emotional regulation than technical skill
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I think we can all agree that Nathan Fielder is an actual genius.
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me after seeing You Can See Everything
Image from Doc Sportello (@TheDocSportello)
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Kelly Clarkson coming back to the store to eliminate that bird:
Image from Tom Zohar (@TomZohar)
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I wish they’d livestream some fucking Epstein arrests.
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A barbaric idea, beneath our dignity as a country. Push back on this.
Image from Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton)
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On a day of profound pain for so many New Yorkers, disrupting a vigil for the victims of October 7 while waving the flags of terrorist organizations is absolutely despicable. Jewish New Yorkers deserve to mourn in peace, free from hatred and intimidation. There is no excuse for this. None.
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Screaming at the French dubbed episode of the Bronx lunch #RHONY
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Whoever decided women need to replace their bras every 6-12 months has clearly never watched me keep one alive through three presidential administrations.
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YOUR DEFENDING CHAMPION NEW YORK KNICKS PLAY BASKETBALL TOMORROW
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u dumb ass hoes reposting cornell 7 but went to see chris brown not too long ago
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men want a cool gf until she’s actually cooler than them and suddenly they start doing unpaid psychological warfare to make her insecure
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