Brian Kozel

Winning a crap division but division champs nonetheless!

Gotta respect my man @adamclanton for hustling during the day after dropping off Carson. Then entertains us from 2-6. The man is always grinding for the people of Houston.

I see the first episode of Matt and Ross in the morning is going smoothly. @SportsMT @SportsRV ain’t nobody got time for this. Actually, I guess we have 4 hours.

Look at Altuve with an RBI double. @DANMATHEWSHOU calling him out for getting soft hits recently, and he said Dan Mathew’s, Shut To Bum Ass Up.

Hey @TxDOTHouston perhaps we get moving again on the 521 expansion again before we start tearing up 518 in Pearland. Spare me the we are talking to the railroad. To quote Toby Keith, a little less talk, and a LOT more action

Hey @TxDOTHouston can we get an update on the 521 expansion in Harris, Brazoria, & Ft Bend Co? I’ve been staring at this unfinished project for more than 2 years

Soccer talk on the Matt Thomas show with Ross. Hell has officially frozen over. @SportsMT @SportsRV

Oh look @DANMATHEWSHOU another soft tissue injury most like now on Wade Jr. We may be the softest team in history.

Man, I have to say @DANMATHEWSHOU that @MrColeThompson really made me think in Spring Training that Burrows would be good. This guy is trash. I mean this is LMJ caliber pathetic

I wonder if Gary will call on Friday and say “I’m sorry” to @SportsMT

Alert @DANMATHEWSHOU alert, we have more than 4 runs in a game. What is happening.

Thanks @raford3 and @SteveSparks37 for keeping me entertained while I do the yard work. #chasethefight

A perfect day to clean up, sweep and take out the trash

Damn @DANMATHEWSHOU it’s amazing what this team and lineup can do when healthy.

Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate! And as President Gerald Ford once said, “Our long national nightmare is over.” I don’t think he was referring to not having baseball, but it works in this case. Time to #ChasetheFight

Today seems like a good day to shock the world and bust some brackets @aggiembk

Waiting for @SportsMT to drop F bombs on the air on the Kyle Tucker news