blace

i keep getting hit up on my college social media platform by gay people tryna hit but i'm too scared to respond to faceless accounts

poop communism be like proletoilet

gym rat drake: you used to call me on your barbell phone

Weird Food

they make all those colorful restaurant alcoholic drinks look tasty but they're actually gross don't be fooled

FAA just stopped all flights nationwide genuinely fuck my chud life

Sorry can't tweet thinking about big buff sweaty furry men

Leo Woodall is so fine omg

i keep having dreams about the New Nintendo 3DS XL and i must have one

my dick is too big it's pathetic

it's sadder when dogs die than people in my opinion

amazing things happening on tiktok shop

Mature is just free food and items

one time my dog opened our back door and escaped and then heard us yelling for him angrily so he came back in and closed the door behind him i'm not even joking it's happened multiple times

my one regret from high school is not vaping and smoking weed in the bathrooms

Wish my penis was hot swappable with a pussy

Yeah I work for Gaggle 🤓 I'm a contracted Gaggle Employee 🤓

shaved my legs and found random bruises i don't remember getting

guys with butts that look tiring to carry around