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I don’t sleep. I just dream.

Joined December 2024
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If you're scrollin by and ya happen to see this.... take a moment to stop and..... brood mysteriously….
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Kane Parsons has officially retired from filmmaking to become a detective instead. “This is my true passion see..” He is only 20 years old.
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The Mysterious Fucking Detective retweeted
4r7y3h MOOT FUSION (fusing accounts what happen to follow each other) The Mysterious Fucking Detective @bladesbaseee + Skeletons posting @SkeletonPosts "i'll tell ya this kid, if you go in the wrong place in the night city, well you just might become bone meal"
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“What is this….” “Hmm… possibly a cheeseburger…. and maybe a tea… no… a soda… definitely a soda see….” “You’ve cracked the case again Detective…. well done….”
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“Gun to your head name” this or “gun to your head name” that but… no one’s asked……. who’s putting these guns to everyone’s heads?…….
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Having trouble solving this case…
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I was gettin pinched all day yesterday for “not wearing green”….. I don’t even know what “green” is! Jeez louise……
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The Smiling Friends?…. Dead?….. But…. who killed them….
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Top two suspects…. Zach Hadel and Michael Cusack…. also known by their mob names “PsychicPebbles” and “CusackCreatures”…… but if these are just the triggermen… who’s the boss…
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Mysterious Valentines detectives…. have a good day all alone……. brooding……… open.spotify.com/playlist/6b…
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Finally getting the recognition we deserve….. thank you Mr. Steam…. thank you….
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When you walk into a detectives house…
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I haven’t solved a single case since last year….. I’m fallin apart damnit…..
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Have a Mysterious Christmas everyone….. I’ll be watching…….
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*SNAP* FINALLY! I GOT HIM! I GOT SANT-…. …………………. …………………. Who is that…..
12/24/25…. Santa…. I’ve been tracking him for many years…. my greatest case….. but it ends tomorrow….. I will prove Santa is real once and for all…..
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The only “game” you need is solving…… mysteries….
these are the only three games I have on my phone someone give me recommendations
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12/24/25…. Santa…. I’ve been tracking him for many years…. my greatest case….. but it ends tomorrow….. I will prove Santa is real once and for all…..
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You should always call me first…..
The Mysterious Fucking Detective:…
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The Mysterious Fucking Detective retweeted
The Mysterious Fucking Detective:…
Replying to @ExtremeBlitz__
*me having a very specific problem* The Mysterious Fucking Detective:…..
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