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Lost in LOS
Joined April 2021
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I CAN’T BE POOR!!! I WILL PROSPER IN MANY CURRENCIES 🙏🏽
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A los idiotas que llaman “asesino” al arquero del Andorra, supongo que serán conscientes de que el futbol es un deporte lleno de “asesinos”
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Banning Owono is not the right thing to do, I’m sorry but that was a 50/50 tackle, he was just reckless and unlucky..
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You actually think his intention was to k him?
Replying to @CDTOficial
This was terrible, Owono should be banned for life 💯
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What a guy!!!!
Una pareja manejaba a exceso de velocidad porque su hijo no respiraba, los paró un policía y al ver la situación les sacó el pibe y le desatascó lo que tenía en la garganta. Tipazo y muy calmado.
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How do you recover from this? God
“I had cars worth over ₦500 million in my lot, and it wasn’t just my cars that got burnt. My customers’ cars worth over ₦200 million were also destroyed. They hadn’t even had the chance to pick up the cars they paid me to buy for them.” — Moses Auto Car Care recounts how the fire that destroyed his auto shop started.
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This is very shallow shalli very very very shallow
The moment Shallipopi added this South African lady on livestream & she was complaining about how he wasn’t showing his face on the livestream & shallipopi asked her if she has a Lamborghini 🙆‍♂️😭😭
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To all car sex experienced people, front seat or back seat ?😌
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INFERNO REACTION VIDEO . . . @Peruzzi @Zlatan_Ibile @official_shoday
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Omo we should have never found out this was scripted. It was soooooo fun 🤣
POV: you are watching a random episode of SmackDown from October 2009. John Cena, Undertaker, Triple H & Shawn Michaels VS Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes, CM Punk & Ted DiBiase Clean mat, blue ropes, happy crowd & biggest of the stars wrestling on a weekly show. Those were the good days of WWE. Ruthless Aggression Era was special.
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I saw a reel that said “behind every foolish woman, there’s 15 other foolish women encouraging her foolishness” I just saw sth that made me agree to that reel 😭
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Actually there should be a penalty for this
“This is Nigeria. Even if we’re responding to a fire emergency, they will never clear the road for us.” — Federal Fire Service personnel lament how Nigerian motorists refuse to give way to fire trucks responding to emergencies, unlike what is obtainable abroad, after getting stuck in traffic while heading to an emergency.
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INFERNO REACTION VIDEO . . . @Peruzzi @Zlatan_Ibile @official_shoday
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When Dunk contests were actually creative
What’s Aura but it’s a Sports moment
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Bro!!! Never never never again!!!! In fact give me a 32 inch LG I’ll take it over that nonsense they call Hisense
I’d rather buy a 65” LG than a 100” Hisense. I’ve used Hisense before, and I’m never making that mistake again.
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Heidi Klum arrives at her annual Halloween party dressed as a severed hand.
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E clear abi?? Very good 👍
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Nigerians Abroad when you speak with an accent; "what is that accent" Nigerians in Naija when you speak with an accent: who you dey form accent for? Lmao why do you people hate it so much? People actually learn to speak like this to make themselves better, deal with it
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City boy AI??? Are you people fucking kidding me???
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Sam smith 🤦🏽
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The government is letting billions go to waste by abandoning projects like the Kuje stadium.
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