Associate Editor, Country Insider. Bylines: @RollingStone @nodepression @TasteOfCountry @thebootdotcom @aldotcom “The Harry Styles of Alabama.” - @dppnation

Nashville/Muscle Shoals
Joined February 2009
Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
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Pat McAfee saw this video and insinuated that the university was trying to stoke an assassination attempt against him
BTW, this is the video the University of Utah put out that Pat took offense to. Holy Charmin soft...
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8 years ago...
Greta Van Fleet sound like they did weed exactly once, called the cops, and tried to record a Led Zeppelin album before they arrested themselves pitchfork.com/reviews/albums…
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if you’re super mad about a live cover of a replacements song sounding sort of half-assed and messy, i have some very bad news for you about the replacements
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right at 20 but I’m picking it anyway
What’s your under-20% Rotten Tomatoes “hear me out”? Not talking about the usual picks like HOOK or BULLET TRAIN. Give the genuinely unpopular opinions. MORTAL KOMBAT: ANNIHILATION (1997) has just 4% on Rotten Tomatoes, but the ridiculous dialogue, bizarre character choices and gloriously cheesy fight scenes make it a hilarious time capsule of ’90s video game movies. It’s a complete mess, but watching Shao Kahn deliver lines like he’s auditioning for a wrestling promo has its own charm. What’s your pick?
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The backlash to "Jay-Z picks Jay-Z as Super Bowl Halftime Show headliner" ignores the fact that Jay-Z is a good and deserving Super Bowl Halftime Show headliner
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Donald Trump calls for New Mexico to be renamed to New America:
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Me yesterday morning: College football has been ruined by corporate greed and disastrous government intervention Me this morning: Hahhahaha.. yess. YES. Hahahaha. Wooooooo!
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man i love it for the students too. been way too long since we’ve had a win like this. hope we can get a big one at home next week.
The 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 way to end a Saturday night 🧻🦅
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men will literally sing DBT's 'Hell No, I Ain't Happy' instead of going to Dialectical Behavior Therapy
Every time I see anything about DBT therapy I’m like hell yeah the drive by truckers ARE therapy
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Rest easy, sweet prince
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Say what you will about Jerry Seinfeld. That’s everything on my end! Have a good day.
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Saturday at 2:30
- Sports arent fun to watch - Sports promote fascist behaviour - Sports distract and subdue the proletariat from the ongoing class war against the bourgeoisie
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I believe @nbcsnl had planned to run a brief Super Fans clip in tribute to Mike Ditka and ran out of time. I was contacted to suggest a favorite Ditka joke and this was my choice. It also has Michael Jordan and Todd(Farley)’s first televised heart attack! -RS
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Todd Snider's My Second Rodeo is out today, and friends, all of us at Aimless Inc. are a little amazed we get to share this with you. Where do we even begin? The beginning. Todd saw Jerry Jeff play a Texas dance hall and that was it. That was the gig. He went at it barefoot the rest of his life, blowing the whole thing up every few years just to see if it was still him when the smoke cleared. You see, our favorite folk hero never bought into the American Dream. He lived ours instead. The Americana Dream. The one where you freewheel and don't take yourself so seriously. Or at least that's what you let people think. And last fall, he was at it again. Reinventing and rhyming. Ripping country apart and slapping it back together with horns, singers and juicy grooves around that unmistakable voice. He got it about seventy percent home and left a map that helped Joe Bisirri, Robbie Crowell and his ace band bring it the rest of the way. Getting to put the whole thing in your hands now is a really strange and fuckin' cool gift to leave us. Because what you're about to hear... is what Todd wanted you to hear. Continued in the comments ↓
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10/8 #phish #TIPH: bayou90, @GeorgeMasonU 94, @umontana 95, nassau2(99), JMPw/F UWyo01, mike fox2 + TWOME w/M bld03, trey (w/stones) @DukeU 05, trey @WebsterHall 1(06), EOw/F AC06, @aclfestival 10, T balt11, M milwaukee17, T berkeley22, nashville3(23).
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