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Joined December 2011
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Me: [has one sip of coffee] Diarrhea:
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this is what liza minelli says when she tries to turn off a lamp
Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely
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I run a vbros clip blog and you wouldn't believe how many people talk about this scene like they would about a first kiss
the hitler clip can’t be the only thing venture bros is known for. please.
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“You’re your own… self, your own wizard” is something I think about more than almost anything else I’ve ever heard someone say
Personally this is one of my favourite Nathan clips
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Replying to @Canescartel21
@TheFlaBar come get your racist employee
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God dude shit like this lights my soul on fire. Never give into their framing. Never back away in the face of their overt bigotry. Talk them down and reveal them as the hateful morons that they are!!!!
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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I know we’re all thinking about what happened at Cornell. But I also can’t stop thinking about Emma Sulkowicz and all the other young women forced to carry that weight. Read my column at the newsletter (link in bio) 💜
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thinking today of Chanel Miller, the artist and writer who was the victim of sexual assault by Brock Turner at Stanford in 2015. i revisit her victim impact statement often. and i wish we could say things have changed in the 10 years since her assault
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Replying to @PolitlcsUK
How did the woman know they were Middle eastern looking young guys if they were wearing masks?
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The seven rapists from Cornell University should have their lives so thoroughly and permanently ruined that they never know peace, redemption, or any sort of satisfaction. The rape is irredeemable, so is the group chat, so is Cornell for giving them "essays" as faux punishment – at Belfast, Northern Ireland
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Replying to @Popstonox
I can’t believe Netanyahu said America deserved 9/11
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video is cropped out of context. Netanyahu was quoting Hasan Piker on one of his streams. x.com/EHamiltonEsq/s…
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Could new bus shelter roofs help New Yorkers stay cool in extreme heat? We're testing a few in Brownsville to find out: a green roof covered with native plants, and reflective roofs covered with low-cost, heat-resilient film. When it comes to climate change, we're using every tool at our disposal — including everyday infrastructure — to keep New Yorkers safe.
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Sure go ahead, 'abolish police'. Tell me then, who is gonna solve 2% of crimes, shoot your pets, give you a seat belt ticket or flock stalk you hmmm?
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Big whoop. In America our professors live in studio apartments and go to jail for saying the word zionism out loud
China’s Zhejiang University had a professor take off in a jetpack at its open day.
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conservatives aren’t you fucking embarrassed
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You can tell when someone didn't eat their breakfast. Breakfastless behaviour
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almost heaven Dr. pepper blue ridge mountains diet Dr. pepper
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Bonjour Delilah what’s it like in Quebec city
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Pete Hegseth: We need our military to be more like the Spartans! *immediately loses fight with Persia over an important chokepoint*
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I'll admit it's less funny now
America once RFK Jr. takes over the FDA
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