Alex

I miss the days when Mitt Romney was just the worst human on earth.

Watching images of Senators crouching underneath tables makes me wonder if they are at all identifying with high school kids in America?

Republican National Fyre Festival? politico.com/news/2020/07/20…

So you’re able to argue vigorously that only a few of the cops are bad, but you can’t wrap your head around the same idea for the protestors? Alright then.

I’ve been milksplained #Oscars2020

Didn’t see the cows coming #Oscars2020

91 Academy Awards and we’re still not sure if we are supposed to clap for dead people. #awkward #Oscars2020

The Academy inspired me to become a Hollywood star! To earn an Oscar nomination! To realize dream of flying to France and digging up the body of Christian Dior. Giddy with excitement as the first interviewer looks at me with horror and I say ASK ME WHO I’M WEARING. DO IT!

Fun #Oscar drinking game - every time Billy Porter says FIERCE - take a swig.

My fave part of #GameOfThronesFinale was when Samwell Tarly implemented free state-paid healthcare. He really is the #BernieSanders of Westeros.

I cant believe all the memes about abortion in context of rape/incest. Is this where we have to take the last stand? How the fuck did it even get THAT far? Stop telling people how to govern their own bodies based on your naive understanding of how human reproduction even works!

#gotpredictions 14 yr old Joffre lurches awake. It's 1984. It was all a bad dream. Camera pans back. He's got a REALLY COOL 3d D&D model on his desk called "Westeros"

So badly want to write a poem about an orange No matter how hard I think I can't rhyme with orange After trying all day I'd quietly slink away Except for this rusty door hinge

“Grandma sorry I can’t take you to your hair appointment. I called you an Uber. Look for a green Camry. Don’t get in unless he confirms his name is Max. He has tattoo of a knife on his face. Okay. Have fun!”

Was anyone else waiting for that moment in the William Barr hearing when Arya Stark would come flying through the air from behind him?

Well that was nine years of rough angry sex followed by the best orgasm ever

Does anyon know another way to keep Robin eggs warm if mom abandons the nest?

Laura Dern will never not get to walk onto a stage to the Jurassic park music

#Oscars Party for One this year. I guess, just like Kevin Hart.

It’s a great time to have a uterus in America.