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shane gillis has literally never been funny idk who told him he was
oof...Shane Gillis's very awkward SNL opening monologue included him calling women whores for wearing shorts at the gym + an anecdote about using Joe Rogan's personal sauna, in which Theo Von said he "looked like a gas station egg"
he ended the monologue by saying "you're either gay or you're Hitler, and isn't that where we're at as a country?" which kinda confused the audience, so he literally had to say, "hey, that was the monologue, ladies and gentlemen"
here's the first joke: "I haven't been to the gym in so long. I didn't know women just dress like whores now. There's no other way to describe it. Have you seen the shorts? The wrinkles go, like, around the cheeks and all combine at the butthole. And don't look. You're not allowed to look."
that’s why he’s always dressed like ass
#FrenchMontana going viral for refusing to pay for an upcoming designer's clothes at ComplexCon: "We not paying for nothing here.. I charge $250,000 to wear something." 👀😳‼️
i can smell his breath from here
Watching @Asmongold rally the chuds to his WoW Forever guild to take back videogames.
He's been inviting everrrrrryone.
We're so back.
mine had real guns ✨
Police shared a photo of everything seized from a local middle school in one year.
[📸: @Turlock Police Department ]
D list celeb complains again
Dr Disrespect talks about responding to people on X/Twitter who hate on him.
“Yeah, I don’t care about Twitter. Like, I’ma just go on there and call you out real quick and then move on. It’s so removed from reality. It’s the most unserious platform ever in history. You just gotta run with it, you know what I mean?”