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28 year old idiot // selecta (🇬🇭) // nerve ending of #TheClown

Praha, CZ
Joined August 2013
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Leading your family to financial ruin because you want an “heir” so badly but your own genetics won’t allow it. High key hilarious karmic justice.
‘Little Rascals’ star resorts to GoFundMe ahead of having 6th child: ‘I really need some help’ trib.al/2qGNkTK
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At risk of sounding reductive, when I was 13 I was into "city pop" and my dad tried to get me into yacht rock by explaining that most 80s pop from Japan was in some way copied from it. I did not care and thought it was stupid and gay. Now I realize he's (almost) completely right
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Senator Mitch McConnell reacts to the midterm election results.
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M.I.A. brought Suicide's Martin Rev to perform 'Born Free' on Letterman (2010)
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called daniel craig 'craig david' by mistake
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conservative “man” calling themself Bug and making a gofundme to avoid getting a real job. you are nonbinary.
My dear friends and fellow radicals, the day finally came where I'm genuinely in need of one of these. I aimed for the least amount to get us over the hump. Any help would be appreciated, especially in sharing this. Pray much and suffer well 💪⚜️ gofund.me/56f2dcd37
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I am encouraging all of you to read "Gridded Lives: Why Kazakhstan and Montana are Nearly the Same Place" by historian Kate Brown.
American-style suburbia in Azerbaijan. Credit for including alleyways, though!
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Ginger ale blackberry
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You realize this is a dream job for a sizable chunk of the population. Immured inside a big concrete cylinder & drip fed worm percocet so you can play Space Shipping Tycoon for 5,000 years in a row. There’s guys out there doing that for free right now
Can any dune book reader explain why anyone would choose to become a navigator in Dune? In the world of Dune, navigators are barely human anymore. They spend years immersed in highly concentrated spice gas, causing their bodies to mutate severely until they resemble strange fish-like creatures. So, why would anyone accept such a terrible price?
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According to the official Wakaliwood instagram, the actor that played Captain Alex in Who Killed Captain Alex died. Rest in peace to a man who played a very unsung role in action movie history, who helped prove that no matter the hardship, filmmaking can be for everyone.
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haven't played ff16, so could just be ignorance, but I do find it a bit strange the enemy is a level 56, the player is level 73, and yet the enemy takes forever to die, despite being literally named "orcish fodder" are the enemies commonly this spongey?
FF16 combat is fiiiiiiire #ff16
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Statue of Ram and Sita in Bali, Indonesia.
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Man Tampa, Florida ain’t ah real place 😂😂😂
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Best break down of how to make a gravy I’ve seen, something anybody can do and seem like a Michelin chef.
Real Gravy is a lot simpler than you might think, dont have stock just use a cube or tray juices, old school comfort cooking at its best
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everyone is talking about the hot sauce but please skip to :45
Erika Kirk: “It’s the little things. I miss Charlie when I see his hot sauce on the shelf, which is now available at grocery stores everywhere.” It’s an instinct.
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Viper being like that was always part of the experience. In Houston getting Viper’s number and having him try to get you to send him money was a teenage right of passage. He once called me 9 times in a row at 3 in the morning. And left five minute voicemails each time.
it sucks that You’ll Cowards Don’t Even Smoke Crack is undeniably one of the best cloud raps songs EVER and viper is just,,,Like That
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The state of Georgia tried to seize my bitcoin I forgot about and I think that’s so fucking crazy
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