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why does everyone want stolitz to be tit for tat? eye for an eye? even across the board? tragic whump for tragic whump? donโt you enjoy conflict in a story? donโt you have whimsy in your heart? donโt you have a song in your souls?
kat ๐ฆ๐ฆ retweeted
blitz thinks right now that it HAS to be this way. that he HAS to bottle everything up. theyre not torturing him without the intention of payoff guys the dooming needs to end. at least try to have some faith in the writers or otherwise whats the point of watching the show
everyoneโs dogging on stolas for getting a boyfriend when blitz spent an entire episode slut shaming him and calling him a filthy, fucking whore - i mean, i cheered, but the point still stands!!!!โ
i genuinely want to know what people want stolas to do to โdeserveโ blitz when he hasnโtโฆactually done much worse than what blitz used to do to him????
IM LOSING MY MIND, WHAT DO YOU MEAN DIRTY BIRD YOUTOOZ?????
oh, blitzy!
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kat ๐ฆ๐ฆ retweeted
vassago is such a gentle force of nature. sees stolas is troubled, doesn't stop asking what's up. makes it clear it's no favor for him to mentor via, that it benefits him, and doesn't let stolas hide his problems or give up. and he's so cute and sweet while doing it
โstolas needs to work really hard to win blitz back!!!!โ i fear he has never lost blitz, my dudes - that lizard has latched on to that bird and will never let him out of his life again, even if it means wanting to launch himself off the balcony every night.
the biggest sign to me that stolitz is forever is the fact that stolsago is justโฆthere. thereโs no heartfelt convo between vassago and stolas, no explanation on how their relationship is going to work - weโre literally just shown them kissing and dating with NO build up.
itโs also the most obvious way stolas could have reconciled with via without doing sinsmas suicide mission part two. vassago is very cutie and very sweet but heโs literally just a plot device to push stolitz in the right direction to FINALLY date and be on the same page for once.
