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crank it

Toronto, Ontario
Joined March 2012
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Buckle bunny, bad behaviour
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We at American Dad! have so much gratitude and love for Patrick Stewart. He said how happy he was to do American Dad! because he was so rarely asked to do comedy, which is insane, as his ability to get the laugh was uncanny. Thank you, Sir, for sharing your joyful spirit, inspiring voice, and willingness to be ridiculous. You turned Avery Bullock, Deputy Director of the CIA, into someone the world loved and couldn't get enough of. We will miss you.
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Stuck between really wanting to show yall a costume teaser and wanting to just pop out on Saturday as a full surprise
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Omg slayyyter reposting Halloween costumes already?! I can’t wait for Saturday 😭😂
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Kilby Block Party 2027 ⭐️ Tickets go on sale Thursday at 10am MT. Sign up at kilbyblockparty.com. Phase 2 announce coming soon! 🎡💫 🧡 Art by Chloe Monson
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Me whenever I so much as catch a glimpse of my bf naked
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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tyyy$on retweeted
i get chills every time this part comes on
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Oh! But I heard.... Slayyyter has surpassed 12 million monthly listeners on Spotify for the 1st time ever!!!
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Me when I decide to jerk off
Yall ever been so horny you were willing to have sex with someone ugly
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Random but what ever happened to Kingsley from YouTube???? I used to have the biggest crush on him. I even had a fish named after him 😭😭
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Daily post reminding @slayyyter that she is loved 🫶
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Have you met these children ???? I would also be traumatized and refuse to stick my dick into ANY hole after that.
i’m curious to know…how do fathers turn into full bottoms?
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A LOT of you are absolutely insufferable and I truly believe you are incapable of making real-life connections so you just try to garner attention online to feel anything remotely close to lovable.
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Anyone make their own WGIA$ hat that can give me some tips?! 😭 it’s the last thing I need to do for my costume
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Finally getting the details together on my costume and I promise yall im coming to slayyy
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Slayyyter upliftings are NOW (and forever) 🫶
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Talking about children while a pedophile smiles behind you is fucking crazy @NICKIMINAJ can you finally unfollow me you mentally ill, demented witch?
Nicki Minaj while speaking at Trump’s rally today in Michigan: “We want our children to grow up in a place where we can proud of, we don’t want our children to be bombarded with sex changes, right?”
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tyyy$on retweeted
yall will bring up her old tweets out of context to try to continue her smear campaign but will ignore the actual things she’s done
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tyyy$on retweeted
One year ago today, Slayyyter released ‘CRANK.’
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A year ago today, Slayyyter released “CRANK.”
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Slayyyter released ‘CRANK’ 1 year ago today.
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