@bmrow
Joined February 2012
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me: you call that a blowjob? I didn’t even cum the samurai who sucked me off: are you sure? me: wha- [suddenly starts blasting everywhere]
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one day more of you will see the light and we will be vindicated
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Bront retweeted
Bront@bmrow20 Dec 2019
really french accent: henri caville
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4) Most nuts bit in the entire movie was when Vanessa Kirby was playing Haley Atwell just because it builds to you getting this jaw-dropping realization McQuarrie rigged the whole thing so Kirby'd have to absorb someone else's abilities before discarding them
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There’s a scene in the new Mission Impossible where all the characters are at a party and one of them reveals that the party itself is a sentient entity. Great film
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I have about 4 dreams a week that I get shot in. Last night, I could actually feel the burn of the bullets as they entered my chest & heart.
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Napoleon looks MID AS HELL. tired of this “movies are back” guy movie poptimism. boring colour palette, boring director, boring-looking performance by a great actor playing one of the most charismatic people in all of recorded history. this emperor is NUDE baby!
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Midley Scott with another movie in the can
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It was me who had the affair. But it was not with someone from Wales. It was with a whale. I’ve always loved whales. They’re the bosses of the ocean and I’m attracted to power. We ask for privacy as we navigate this difficult time. 🐳💦 perezhilton.com/always-sunny…

Did Always Sunny Stars Rob McElhenney & Kaitlin Olson BREAK UP Over Cheating?! - Perez Hilton

UPDATE 4:42 P.M. PST: Kaitlin and Rob have responded! CLICK HERE for their official statements! __________ Well, this is awful news if true! We have no

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More good images in 40 seconds than Buzz Luhrmann managed over 278 minutes. xitter.cf/TheFilmStage/status/16…
The Film Stage 📽
@TheFilmStage21 Jun 2023
Time to return to Graceland. The first teaser for Sofia Coppola's #Priscilla, opening October, is here: bit.ly/448i7s7
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Bront retweeted
Bront@bmrow16 May 2023
our least possible mission yet
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Pop Crave
@PopCrave9 Jun 2023
Steven Spielberg sent a letter to #TheLastOfUs showrunner Craig Mazin, who wrote Nick Offerman and Murray Bartlett’s critically-acclaimed episode: “Basically, a whole group of middle-aged men started squealing because their idol had realized who they were.“ 🔗: hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-…
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Been called the N-word three times today over my remarks on torrenting.
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they should ban TikToks where a super regular person documents their day from here. it’s just too much for Twitter users. if it’s a man they’re like “he should HAVE A BOY SLAVE who HE FUCKS in ROME 4,000 YEARS AGO!!” and if it’s a woman they start figuring out how to poison her
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Jennifer Lopez's “The Mother” has knocked down Martin Scorsese’s “The Irishman” on Netflix's Top 10 most popular English-language films. trib.al/TRWxWrr
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DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm1 Jun 2023
‘ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE’ is currently the 4th highest rated movie on Letterboxd with 4.7/5 Read our review: bit.ly/AcrossTheDF
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Dok@Dok84511 Apr 2023
*trying to write like a gay teenager to stave off the reality of death* that actress is a cunt
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(to the tune of uptown funk) stop! wait a minute! fuck my ass, put some penis in it
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Bront retweeted
Bront@bmrow12 Jan 2019
remember how de palma almost directed paranormal activity 2? anyway give him the new final destination
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