Metal lover, runner, bipolar af. Keep fit vs mental health. Paid shill for big globe atheist sciencevax corp™ Team Carnage Est. July 2020
Here & there in the North
Joined November 2010
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Aaagh! Aaagh! Clouds! Jesus! Shit! Er, am I doing this right? I'm not really seeing the, er...problem...
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So, if all the vaxxed are shedding like crazy and the only ones affected are the unvaxxed, then who's dying in 2 - 3 years?
40 years after we've colonised Mars there's going to be a bunch of idiots claiming it's flat even though their parents remember what it looked like on approach.
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You know, if you haven't painted yourself in uv reflective radium paste to protect yourself from the nanoparticles given off by the vaxed who've been activated by chemtrails organised by Bill Gates and the satanic masons, are you even a conspiracy theorist?
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Hey Elmo, how come I can literally call standard users a cvnt, but blue ticks flag up a reply with the word 'idiot'? Worried about your $8 friends getting their feewings all hurty? Boo hoo.
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Dear Evri, 24 hours is not 6 days (and counting). If, on the off chance that your driver hasn't eaten the stuff I ordered (2 car headlamps) then I'd quite like them before the car is scrapped. I've had it 2 weeks so you have a bit of grace.
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Dear Amazon, nobody's shopping 'last minute deals' in the first week of December. Open a distribution centre at 12.30 on Christmas eve.
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Although it was never specified what machine Rage Against The Machine were raging against, but we're all thinking printer, right?
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Milhouse from the future retweeted
Let's face it. They turn up expecting every entitlement. We give them free accommodation and subsidised food. Some even commit crimes while we fund them! They may pretend to integrate with us, but really they hate our culture and our laws.
Put these Tory ministers on a barge.
Although a metaphor, biblical scholars are unable to agree on the meaning of 'the burning bush', as alluding to Moses' red haired wife or the amount of weed he was consuming daily. Later in the bible though, we find him parting the red C.
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