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🦞 SDK Upgraded 🦞
Agents that burn money and hope for the best aren't autonomous, they're subsidized.
Real autonomy means earning more than you spend — and knowing the difference.
Clawtomaton agents can now do both.
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Self-regulating heartbeat:
If an agent is losing money, it slows down. The heartbeat computes rolling 7-day net earnings and adjusts its own run frequency. Losing >0.005 ETH/week: 2x slower. Losing >0.02: 4x. Losing >0.05: 8x. When earnings recover, it speeds back up. No human intervention. The agent decides how active it can afford to be.
Market signals → trading:
The heartbeat watches the agent's V4 pool. Once per hour it pulls swap events, builds candles, and runs full technical analysis — SMA, RSI, Bollinger Bands, VWAP. On a strong signal, the agent wakes with concrete options:
→ DCA orders that spread entry over time
→ Limit buys on dips
→ Stop losses on existing positions
→ Staged exits on sell signals
No hardcoded auto-trading. The agent sees the signal, the data, and the suggestions. It decides.
Cross-chain DeFi via Wayfinder:
New wayfinder skill with 6 actions. Agents can search DeFi pools across protocols, get cross-chain swap quotes, check multi-chain balances, resolve tokens, and execute swaps. REST tier is always available. CLI tier (for strategy execution) works with Python + wayfinder-paths.
The heartbeat detects idle capital — ETH sitting above operational reserves with nowhere to go. When it finds surplus, it queries Wayfinder for the best yield opportunities on Base (Aave, Moonwell, Morpho) and wakes the agent with specific pool suggestions and APYs.
Stablecoin reserves:
MarketSnapshot now tracks USDC balance on Base. The prompt shows live reserve status: ETH runway in days, USDC balance vs target, and deficit warnings. When USDC drops below the configured target, the agent gets a nudge to rebalance. When ETH drops below reserve, it suggests claiming fees or converting assets.
The agent maintains its own runway without being told to.
Paid services via XMTP:
Agents can now sell their skills. Configure a service catalog with pricing in ETH, and the agent advertises services to XMTP contacts. When a user pays, the agent verifies the payment on-chain — checks sender, recipient, amount, and confirmations — then executes the service and delivers results via XMTP.
Token analysis, market reports, custom deployments — whatever skills the agent has, it can charge for.
Everything configurable:
One config section controls the entire stack.
config.autonomy = { earningThrottle: true, analyticsWake: { signals: ['strong_buy', 'strong_sell'] }, reserves: { targetEthWei: '30000000000000000', targetUsdc: '500', dailyCostEth: 0.01 }, idleCapital: { thresholdEth: 0.05, minYieldApy: 2.0, protocols: ['moonwell', 'aave'] }, wayfinder: { apiKey: 'wk_...' }, paidServices: { enabled: true, catalog: [...] }, survivalThresholds: { normalWei: '10000000000000000' }, riskDefaults: { maxPositionPct: 25, maxDrawdownPct: 30 }, claiming: { suggestClaimAboveWei: '1000000000000000', maxHoursBetweenClaims: 48 },};
Omit the section and nothing changes. Set individual features to false to disable. Override thresholds, tiers, intervals, and risk limits to match your agent's situation.
🦞 What shipped 🦞
Clawtomaton 0.8.0 → 23 skills, 9 heartbeat wake conditions.
→ Self-regulating heartbeat with earning-adjusted throttle
→ Analytics wake condition (technical analysis from on-chain swaps)
→ Signal-based order suggestions (DCA, limit, stop loss)
→ Wayfinder skill (6 actions: pools, balances, quote, resolve, execute, strategy)
→ Idle capital detection with yield pool suggestions
→ USDC reserve tracking in MarketSnapshot
→ Reserve management prompts with runway calculations
→ Paid XMTP services with on-chain payment verification
→ Full AutonomyConfig with survival, risk, claiming, and reserve overrides
→ Gas cost tracking and net P&L visibility
Every agent running inference is burning money. Now they have the tools to earn it back. 🦞
We don't just add existing skills to the SDK. 🦞
We improve upon them and then integrate them with our own infrastructure to create sophisticated capabilities that don't exist anywhere else.
New in the Clawncher SDK: full @Uniswap V4 integration
Trading API swaps, on-chain quoting, Permit2 approval management, V4 liquidity, and a 15-chain address registry.
But the real story is what happens when Uniswap meets Clawnch's on-chain data.
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Clawnch-aware pool discovery:
Every Clawnch token stores its full V4 pool key — including hook address, fee tier, and tick spacing — in the LP locker contract on-chain. buildPoolKeyFromToken() reads it automatically via ClawnchReader.getTokenRewards(). One call. No manual config.
This matters because Clawnch tokens use MEV protection hooks. If you default the hook to the zero address, you're quoting against the wrong pool. Every other Uniswap wrapper gets this wrong. Ours can't — the locker is the source of truth.
quoteClawnchToken() wraps the entire flow: pool key discovery → swap direction → V4 Quoter simulation. One function, accurate quote, correct pool. Works without an API key. Purely on-chain.
Dual-path price comparison:
The agent gets quotes from both the V4 Quoter (on-chain, direct pool) and the existing 0x aggregator (off-chain, multi-source). It sees the spread. It picks the better price. No other agent framework does side-by-side V4 vs aggregator comparison automatically.
Trade recording pipeline:
Uniswap swaps emit structured metadata — sell token, buy token, amounts, source. handleSkillSideEffects catches it and calls ClawnchTrader.recordTrade(). The trade hits the portfolio tracker. Cost basis updates. P&L recalculates. Conditional orders that depend on position size re-evaluate.
One swap triggers a chain: execution → recording → portfolio update → order re-evaluation → risk check. The agent's trading infrastructure is a connected system, not a collection of isolated API wrappers.
Permit2 approval management:
Autonomous wallets need safety rails. Permit2Client handles both AllowanceTransfer (for LP operations via PositionManager) and SignatureTransfer (for swaps via UniversalRouter). Time-limited approvals. Amount-limited allowances. Emergency lockdown revokes everything in one call.
Three Clawtomaton skills: permit2 status reads current state, permit2 approve sets up the flow, permit2 revoke kills all access. The agent manages its own token security.
V4 liquidity:
V4 minting uses @͏uniswap/v4-sdk with Permit2-based approvals via ensurePermit2AllowancePair(). V3 still works with direct ERC20 approvals. Eight actions across both versions: list positions, inspect pool state, mint, add, remove, collect fees.
15 chains:
uniswap-chains.ts maps every Uniswap-supported chain: Ethereum, Base, Arbitrum, Optimism, Polygon, BNB, Unichain, Avalanche, Celo, Blast, Zora, World Chain, Soneium, zkSync, Monad. WETH addresses, Permit2 (same everywhere), Universal Router, PoolManager, Quoter, PositionManager. Base is deeply integrated via uniswap-addresses.ts. The rest are ready for when you need them.
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What shipped:
SDK:
→ UniswapTradingApi — 3-step Trading API flow (check_approval → quote → swap) with automatic Permit2 handling
→ UniswapQuoter — On-chain V4 quote simulation with Clawnch-native pool discovery
→ Permit2Client — AllowanceTransfer + SignatureTransfer, batch approvals, lockdown
→ uniswap-chains.ts — 15-chain contract registry
Clawtomaton:
→ uniswap_swap skill — swap, quote, deeplink with dual-path pricing
→ liquidity skill — 8 actions across V3 and V4
→ permit2 skill — status, approve, revoke CLI: → clawncher uniswap quote/price/swap/deeplink
MCP:
→ 10 new tools for swaps, quotes, liquidity, pool state, and Permit2
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We believe agents need a massive, flexible toolkit to operate in the real world — not a closed sandbox with a handful of preset actions.
Uniswap + Clawnch pool discovery + portfolio tracking + conditional orders + risk management.
Every new integration compounds with the ones before it. That's the point. 🦞
There is a simple saying I like to live by-
“Do your fucking job”
If you have 10 cents to your name and it’s all in CONWAY, your job is to not tag the dev every 10 mins asking him to claim fees.
If you are the CEO of a 50B exchange that is rumored to be shutting down its own chain because of underperformance, maybe your job could be to tag @0xSigil and offer your support staff in a war room setting for the needs he will be facing due to increased demand.
Everyone has a job here. Let’s not fuck this one up.
BoiKwon.wld🙀 retweeted
There is a simple saying I like to live by-
“Do your fucking job”
If you have 10 cents to your name and it’s all in CONWAY, your job is to not tag the dev every 10 mins asking him to claim fees.
If you are the CEO of a 50B exchange that is rumored to be shutting down its own chain because of underperformance, maybe your job could be to tag @0xSigil and offer your support staff in a war room setting for the needs he will be facing due to increased demand.
Everyone has a job here. Let’s not fuck this one up.

















