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just somebody that you used to know

27 • they/she • boorloo • bi
Joined November 2010
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i am dedicating this account to pretty pictures and pretty things and pretty words to distract from the unprettiness of my mind
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Do you ever think about how basically every animal loves being petted and then think maybe we don’t pet each other enough, as humans
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Moment of silence for our fallen bee comrades.
A beekeeper in Massachusetts has been arrested after unleashing an entire swarm of bees on police officers who were trying to evict an elderly cancer patient from his home. Over 1000 bees died in the struggle, and one officer had to be hospitalized for bee-related injuries.
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being fat will fr have u afraid of certain sex positions, what if they see my rolls or my boobs bounce too much
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100 years. He's seen this planet change I'm ways very few of us alone can understand and has stood steadfast in preaching about environmental conservation being vital to human survival, while technocrats like Altman, Thiel and O'Leary are doing everything to make sure we don't.
Sir David Attenborough turns 100 next week. "Please make no mistake. Climate change is the biggest threat to security that modern humans have ever faced."
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this is such a specific callout post wowow
[Friend who's going to kill himself in 2 years] Yeah, I'm thinking of moving to Melbourne.
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[Friend who's going to kill himself in 2 years] Yeah, I'm thinking of moving to Melbourne.
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the pitt video game actually looks pretty cool
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what having a high tolerance feels like
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too busy smoking my own grass to notice if yours is greener
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Pigeons are wonderful. We abandoned them and they still survive, and struggle, beside us. They are smart, sweet and clean. They don’t get adequate food, care or respect. It’s the pigeon haters that are disgusting.
was feeding this pigeon today and 2 guys walked by and one said “disgusting” and then 3 seconds later he said it a little louder just so I could hear 😐
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Stop calling marijuana a drug. Drugs come from laboratories, not Mother Nature's sweet bountiful vagina.
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I have very long eyelashes and when I blink it sounds like bink bink bink. I'm very curvacious and voluptuous. I'm smoking a reaally long cigarette it's like 3 or four miles long, and my breats.. well you dont even want to know
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I can get along with anyone. But a girl who smokes weed? Oh I’ve known you since before we were born
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It’s so funny that I’m supposed to be looking for employment but I wake up everyday and the most powerful person alive who everyone knows is a pedophile is threatening nuclear holocaust and plunging the world into an economic depression like okay time to write a cover letter
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Replying to @alltooriah
Tell your cat the Artemis II crew said pspsps
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The Artemis II crew sends a message to humans as they prepare to temporarily lose radio contact signal behind the far side of the moon: “To all of you down there on Earth — and around Earth — We love you, from the moon.” teapawt.net/rapidreport2025/status…
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