"Now if you'll excuse me I need to go take a shower so I can't tell if I'm crying or not" #bojackhorseman

I love you, you're ruining my #mastermind predictions #NOLATSTheErasTour

"I wasn't sure if the phrase was from The Bible or Star Wars." #agencyquotes

"I've watched a lot of wiggles now, and I can pinpoint the exact season Emma got botox" #agencyquotes

"The fish is ok it's just a little aroused" #agencyquotes

Sorry, @Telstra you're moving me to a more expensive plan with @JBHiFi AND taking away access to Telstra Plus? Where is the benefit to me here?

“More noodle less mouth” #agencyquotes

“Do you want to start with cherry play first?” Photographer at 830 am #agencyquotes

"It's vintage Yamamoto, have some respect" #agencyquotes

hey @pexels when i download an image I can no longer scroll the page – is that a me thing? Or a glitch?

“At least I’ve got pants on” my son

“How big is your therapists yacht?” @arnettwill to @RonanFarrow @SmartLess

“If a system is inefficient, the more you scale it, the more inefficient it becomes” vt.tiktok.com/ZSNa2an6f/

“If I could make chocolate cake like that I wouldn’t leave the house” @EdGambleComedy #greatbritishmenu

"Client went and had a little do-do on set" #agencyquotes

"They're all in the crying room" #agencyquotes

"You're not dumb, they're Italian." #agencyquotes

"Whichever the wind blows your ovaries" #agencyquotes