#HappyThanksgiving remember, it’s your duty to eat too much today! #turkeyday #tryptophan #PumpkinPie
For those too lazy to cook. #HappyThanksgiving #Thanksgiving #ThanksgivingDinner #HappyThanksgivingEve #thanksgivingshopping #cannedgoods
Happy #ThanksgivingEve Remember #humor can help ease dysfunctional family dynamics #holidaytravel #FamilyIsForever #Thanksgiving
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Overheard on the L train — “let’s make my birthday party expensive because I hate my dad”
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I’m more of a pie guy, that’s why on days like today I go for #piecaken #NationalCakeDay
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My office doesn't allowing eating at your desk so now I have to time my chewing to my mouse clicks like Andy from Shawshank hitting that pipe with a rock
#Bonmo is proud to celebrate #NoNutNovember to raise awareness for those suffering from #nut allergies! #WednesdayThoughts #allergies #NovemberCharacterChallenge
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There's nothing like that fear when you think your phone is ringing and the relief when you realize its from a phone on the tv show you're watching
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Guy: I hate my spouse.
Friend: You gotta end it.
Guy: I also hate myself.
Friend: You gotta en... learn to love yourself! – at Philadelphia, PA
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TWEET CALL
It's been a shitty week. Send me one tweet you've done where you've captioned a video, a gif, or a picture.
One from me:
If you can make people laugh when pitching your startup, you can separate yourself from the competition. #startups #technology #founders #techfounder #techstartup @founders_live
