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Bluebonnet Bar

@bonneteering

Overheard in Norman’s oldest bar for a few years. Account is no longer active but I’m sure there’s still jokes there.

 East Main, Norman, OK
Joined October 2011
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The First and Best Bonneteer.
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Him: “Her hair is falling out. But her hair stunk anyway.” Her: “That’s because your bar stunk.” Him: “Yeah, okay.”
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“I do not like sweets or bitches.”
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“Is there hand sanitizer in there?” #nmf
Repeat: "There is no Jack Johnson in this bar."
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"Budgets get a lot bigger when you're making movies, not throwing birthday parties." #ballin
I need to buy a butter dish.
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I should give up pool and take up knitting or something.
"I gotta get that Uber app."
"I put the fuck in Tofurkey."
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"I put a children's bible on the curb today."
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"Going to see Trick Pony is worse than being a cutter." #cutmybuttintopieces
"It's a $200 fine if you vomit in an Uber car. That's a fact."
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#livemusic tonight... Audra and the Whipporwills play at Bluebonnet ( @bonneteering ) Show starts at 10pm.
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"You need to bring a girl in and mate them." "My dog? She's a lady." "Then you need to bring a boy in." "She's fixed." "Never mind."
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"I got butcher shit."
"I want a god damn blooming onion."
"I think he said 'That's all bullshit'. And he's a Baptist."
Robert Spencer reads, then Poor Ol Uncle Fatty and William Blackart with #livemusic at Bluebonnet ( @bonneteering )
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"Do you guys have a bum I could stogie?"
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