"Bah! To hell with this!
Get my razor! Draw a bath! - And get these Kleenex boxes off my feet!"
"Certainly, sir."
"And, uh, the jars of urine?"
"Oh, we'll hang on to those.
Now, to the plant! We'll take the Spruce Moose! Hop in!"
"But, sir--"
"I said hop in."
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Bob Dylan wrote a tribute to Johnny Cash in 2003 for Rolling Stone Magazine. Very well worth the read:
▫️ “I was asked to give a statement on Johnny’s passing and thought about writing a piece instead called “Cash Is King,” because that is the way I really feel. In plain terms, Johnny was and is the North Star; you could guide your ship by him — the greatest of the greats then and now. I first met him in ’62 or ’63 and saw him a lot in those years. Not so much recently, but in some kind of way he was with me more than people I see every day.
There wasn’t much music media in the early Sixties, and Sing Out! was the magazine covering all things folk in character. The editors had published a letter chastising me for the direction my music was going. Johnny wrote the magazine back an open letter telling the editors to shut up and let me sing, that I knew what I was doing. This was before I had ever met him, and the letter meant the world to me. I’ve kept the magazine to this day.
Of course, I knew of him before he ever heard of me. In ’55 or ’56, “I Walk the Line” played all summer on the radio, and it was different than anything else you had ever heard. The record sounded like a voice from the middle of the earth. It was so powerful and moving. It was profound, and so was the tone of it, every line; deep and rich, awesome and mysterious all at once. “I Walk the Line” had a monumental presence and a certain type of majesty that was humbling. Even a simple line like “I find it very, very easy to be true” can take your measure. We can remember that and see how far we fall short of it.
Johnny wrote thousands of lines like that. Truly he is what the land and country is all about, the heart and soul of it personified and what it means to be here; and he said it all in plain English. I think we can have recollections of him, but we can’t define him any more than we can define a fountain of truth, light and beauty. If we want to know what it means to be mortal, we need look no further than the Man in Black. Blessed with a profound imagination, he used the gift to express all the various lost causes of the human soul. This is a miraculous and humbling thing. Listen to him, and he always brings you to your senses. He rises high above all, and he’ll never die or be forgotten, even by persons not born yet — especially those persons — and that is forever.” ▫️
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For five years, I have been covering what is unquestionably the biggest criminal justice scandal in American history.
Today it ended when the most corrupt cop in history took his life.
But it's not over.
A thread.
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OK, let me solve American "economic anxiety" very quickly. I'm gonna sort it out for you in less than ten tweets and then you won't have that excuse anymore. You ready? Here goes.
The cause is capitalism and greed. That's it. Nothing else. Just that.
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A teen who was 6m pregnant died after being denied care in three different Texas emergency rooms. She started to miscarry on the morning of her baby shower. They had to "confirm fetal demise" before treating her. It was too late.
propublica.org/article/nevae…
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THE TERMINATOR was released 40 years ago this week. Acclaimed as one of the great science fiction/action movies, and the film that launched the career of writer-director James Cameron, the story of how it was made absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until it is read…
1/65
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Trump’s dirty election night trick doesn’t work if you know it’s coming. Let me explain.
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Here is an ordinary square.
Whoa, whoa, slow down, egghead.
#TheSimpsons
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People celebrating a manager being sacked just doesn't sit right with me at all. Of course you can be glad that the club came to the decision that you wanted, but using that as a form of celebration is pretty tone deaf.
If anything, it's a shame and an embarrassment that this club finds itself in this position yet again. A sad day for the club to have to be making these decisions in the first place. If anything, frustration and melancholy would be my natural go-to feelings when the reality of how shit we really are as a club reaches such desperate times as it did yesterday.
Some big accounts on this app have been bouncing around on my timeline more vocal in their joy yesterday than they were when we won a trophy back in May.
I'm not calling for a day of mourning but some maturity and context wouldn't hurt.
While I agree that the decision was the correct one, we've been here too many times to think that a change of manager is the missing piece of the jigsaw and will change anything in the longterm.
We had some unbelievable moments under Erik and we achieved more in this two year 'banter era' than most clubs do in a generation.
Cheers Bald, I for one wish you all the best.
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Needs to be charged: PA Lancaster Chief Deputy Clerk Lisa Dart
Dart has been denying students the right to register to vote.
Up to 30% of 260 students had their registrations (often from September) not acted on. Furthermore, this clerk lied about the requirements.
These registrations need to be remedied and she needs to be charged.
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Now when I say, "Hello Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot you smile and nod.
No problem.
Hello Mr. Thompson!
I think he's talking to you…
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