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licherally had messages of people asking me how hard and long i can choke them out for 😭
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Nobody:
My Grandma: Girl tell me why Quan got arrested. Now I gotta bail him out.
Me: Who the hell is Quan and why you bailing him out?
My Grandma: My SIM..
Me: GIRRRLLL GET OFF MY PHONE had me thinking it’s a real person.
Also Me:
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My grandma on her burner account lol because if it’s one thing she gonna do she gonna play some sims lol. She will call me and brag about buying a new pack before me 🤭🤭🤭 then ask me to update her mods like I won’t knock everything all over lol
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Nobody:
My grandma: why I update and now my ui cheats don’t work?
Me: girl I told you not to update 😭🤭
Her face the whole time on FaceTime:
Also whoever showed my grandma how to use wicked whims after I gave her wonderful whims. Pls count your days 🤎
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me: grandma how are you feeling?
Grandma: I’m good but how’s my sim family did you check on them like you promised?
me:
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When I first got introduced into the sim world was when I was younger. My grandma was up in her room till 3am playing “The Sims” and I thought how could she possibly have so much fun. It looks so boring and then she saw me staring and invited me to play and I remember having my first sim die and I was so hurt lol. But it’s my favorite memory
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Grandma: Wyd?
Me: Nothing just creating a male sim for my save file.
Grandma: it’s funny you keep creating men but can’t keep one
Me: … goodbye because we can take it there 😭. Y’all I hate it here! After she said that she gonna ask me to create a sim for her like girllll 😭😑
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so i haven’t touched my grandmother laptop since her passing. her funeral is on saturday (which is her birthday). but for some reason today i decided to boot it up and play her save file.. i saw there was a family on there of an older woman and a young adult male.
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#TINATUESDAY FREESTYLES OUT ON STREAMING AT 12PM ET TODAY HOTTIES ❄️❄️❄️
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single for 2 years has taught me ALOT ! You stop tolerating late replies, mixed signals & half-hearted effort. You learn to enjoy your own company rather than relying on a partner to complete you but most importantly you get to know your actual identity & what you want in life.
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not only did my dog eat damn near an entire bag of weed.. the vet just told me she pregnant. i asked how much an abortion cost and they all stared at me 😭
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i gotta find a new nail tech.. she told me she voted for that orange man 😭 i regret sleeping with her and her man. mind you her man is a illegal immigrant! just say you HATE him.
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happy thanksgiving 🦃. side note i love my grandparents bathroom lol the lighting is perfect!
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licherally had messages of people asking me how hard and long i can choke them out for 😭






















