eric

The masculine urge to give 💲5,000 to the first 15 people who dm “STRUGGLING”

Post nut lower back pain ftw

You could see so much beauty in this world if you’d only just scroll up😢

My seasonal allergies do not define me

I tip my Uber driver a dollar for every mph they go over the speed limit

Here me out:

The gun is Based, the penis is Cringe.

Did you hear? Netflix is making a stop right there I don’t give a fuck 🚬

There is only one Eric in America 🇺🇸

If I am going to look like a camp counselor, it will not be on account of wearing knee high socks. It will be on account of some other item of my wardrobe that makes me look like a camp counselor in a way I can reckon with and perhaps even embrace, but knee high socks are a no go

Highlander but I cut the tip of your dick off and get all of your dick’s powers

You will never obtain the patent to my self-crumbling feta cheese

HELP!!!!! THE DICK HAS STARTED TO SUCK ITSELF!!!!!!!

Yesterdays drip, is todays drip.

If you wear clothes that are the same color as your food, you never have to worry about using a napkin while you eat.

Lead is stored in the bones