Getting a soda stream was one of my best purchases everβ¦ and investment tbh, Iβve saved so much money with this damn thing.
π³οΈβπ Cuckholdberry Finn retweeted
gen z is on tik tok asking millennials how we got home from a night out if we didnβt have uber lmao i donβt even remember omg
Fuckin ay I am so sick of typos @Apple what the actual FUCK did you do to our keyboards.
The pharmaceutical business confuses the fucking hell outta me. Like can someone tell me why ay Walgreens my adderal prescription is $375 but I can go to CVS or Lewis Drug and the most itβs ever been is $70. The lowest was $25. Everything is a scam.
I fuckin love getting drunk and cleaning my house. I drank 2 bottles of wine in a span of like 4 hours last night and went to fuckin townnn in this place. Woke up a little foggy/hungover to such a clean house, even shampooed my carpets twice π Iβve earned a day in bed with my bong.
Xanax and caffeine is a hell of a combination.. like adderal and weed. All 4 combined and youβre on cloud motha fuckin 9β¦.. like me currently lol.
I seriously love the Verizon has free same day delivery. $2 if you want it delivered faster or if you wanna wait until later in the day they give you a $2 discount. All you have to do is tip the person doing the shopping and dropping it off.
π³οΈβπ Cuckholdberry Finn retweeted
Is the fuck you think I give in the room with us right now
π³οΈβπ Cuckholdberry Finn retweeted
I wish I was in Vegas making out by the slots, gambling, unlimited drinking, cigarettes, an 8ball in my purse, with the cold desert air right now would just HITπ°
π³οΈβπ Cuckholdberry Finn retweeted
Sorry, I canβt go. It gets dark by 5pm and I have astigmatism.
π³οΈβπ Cuckholdberry Finn retweeted
βitβs all in your headβ thanks i thought it was all in my ass















