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Doug

@boring_doug

Midwest guy in Manchester

 Manchester, England
Joined January 2014
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Revelatory, @Ankaman616 ? 10/10
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“It’s coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿”
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Replying to @FootballCliches
@FootballCliches is it too far that I have a football cliches fascination? When there’s a non-English accent caller, I love guessing who they support. When they don’t reveal it, I am devastated.
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@FootballCliches Three in one episode?!? Three! Even the *chelsea* supporter told us who he supported. Heads gone and it’s not even 7am. I’ve stopped my run to tweet this. Who do they support?! 😂
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Theresa May could do this
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Replying to @FootballCliches
@FootballCliches waving your arms to pump up the crowd once is fine but Real Madrid are taking the piss now. Every single play they’re pumping up the crowd? Please.
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I read my own tweet in a Richard keys voice 😞
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He roasted him with 3 different flows on 3 beat changes and even did a Toronto Accent to tell him he’s not really Like That #Kendrick #Euphoria
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Increasingly feel like my adulthood supporting Man Utd is retribution for my childhood supporting Man Utd
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Thinking of being a Mackem? Is that allowed?
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Ocean sunfish = not good.
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Strawberry milk but not how you think
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Recently been shown a photo of a sturgeon. Not happy.
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Have you ever actually seen a halibut? Awful, awful, awful.
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Another blissful year of Granny Smith exclusivity.
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David Cameron (@David_Cameron) profile pictureDavid Cameron
@David_Cameron4 May 2015
Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: facebook.com/DavidCameronOff…

David Cameron

It's the start of a week when Britain will decide its future. By Friday you’ll either have Ed Miliband, or me as your Prime Minister. It's that simple - an inescapable choice: me leading a strong...

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Made a motivational poster for spawning salmon😌
A salmon majestically leaps up a cascade of water. The inspiring words "Live, Laugh, Lay eggs and die" are written in script over the picture. The salmon has a look in its eye that says: If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.

ALT A salmon majestically leaps up a cascade of water. The inspiring words "Live, Laugh, Lay eggs and die" are written in script over the picture. The salmon has a look in its eye that says: If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.

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Replying to @DannyEcker
I don’t see Mustards in a single one of these renderings, and I’m terrified. Protect the Last Stand at all costs.
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Hearing the Queen passed peacefully, surrounded by her loved ones and Many Men by 50 Cent playing in the background. RIP.
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It's a living.
Image from Jason Sinclair (@jlsinc)
Image from Jason Sinclair (@jlsinc)
Image from Jason Sinclair (@jlsinc)
Image from Jason Sinclair (@jlsinc)
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Rishi Sunak tells This Morning that if he goes to McDonald's with his daughters they all get the breakfast wrap... as a breakfast wrap aficionado I can confirm they were taken off the menu in March 2020 due to Covid, and in January it was confirmed they will never return!
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