born blonde

The eye salesman keeps calling me

Can sub par tacos make you depressed?

Wow I thought lingonberries were only in the movies

I feel that deep, crippling happiness creeping in again

Remember when is the lowest form of conversation - tony soprano

I’m in the market for a life changing sandwich today

Fuck trump and fuck the weatherman too

Just met a man named Brittany

Every once in a while a film comes along where you can just tell the craft services were incredible

Can’t believe people used to drink tomato juice from those giant cans

God gave us another beautiful day to enjoy our lives and we honor him by dancing tonight

Just saw a Fjallraven backpack and got PTSD

I’d rather be at Brimfield™️

Come with me to spend a day in the life of a fashion designer

Thursdays are the new Saturdays

Is everyone ok

I didn’t wake up today expecting to have surf & turf

Honestly men should all be arrested and jailed until proven innocent