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Klendathu
Joined October 2022
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when it's time for you and your bf to put mamma in a retirement home so you can spend her disability checks
This is, without a doubt, the best dialog ever written for any movie in the entire history of cine- NO, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP - in the history of cinema!
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NEW WOKE SCHOOL SCHEDULE
8:00-8:30— Porn Education
9:00-9:30— Arabic
10:00-10:30— Sex change practice
10:30-11:00— vegan lunch break
12:00-12:30— P.E. Pronouns Education
1:00-1:30— Pole dance
1:30-2:30— Gender ideology
2:30-3:00— Masturbation break
3:00-4:00— Abortion practice
Twitter Gays™ making dic pic announcements like they’re album releases is something we gotta leave behind in 2026
Look, nobody plans on getting in a fight with a giant male animatronic rubber sex doll, but sometimes things happen, and here we are…