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dylan πŸ’πŸͺ»/πŸ”† 🫐/πŸ’€πŸ‘

@bottommikeguard

17 npd I'm black sussed at 550+ i dont fb accounts that look like bots

 dni; transmed, pro-c, radqueer
evilmortylarp.straw.page
Joined October 2026
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was trying to manifest dreaming about rick prime by thinking about him as I slept and then got jump scared back awake. fuck ts
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lobotomized insect (@Probotomite) profile picture
lobotomized insect@Probotomite13h
that’s probably fine
TVP (@Theveripost) profile pictureTVP
@Theveripost21h
BRAIN SCANS HAVE REVEALED CHILDREN LIVING WITH UNSTABLE FAMILIES HAVE BRAIN CHANGES SIMILAR TO COMBAT SOLDIERS AFTER ACTIVE DUTY
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Drippy ☁︎
@DripPopPsycho17h
HE’S ACTUALLY A GENIUS FOR THAT
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being able to tell that someone sends gimmicks to themselves is HILARIOUS
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Grip Skylark πŸ’•βœ¨ (@talleyberrybaby) profile picture
Grip Skylark πŸ’•βœ¨
@talleyberrybaby14h
Me and my homegirls outside the taco bell/pizza hut/sex change/abortion clinic combo signing people up for they/them sports leagues
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mady (@shadysidemady) profile picture
mady@shadysidemady17h
poor thing never learned how to properly flirt
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libaragenda@nobaragenda10h
WE'RE SELLING JSCHLATT INTO WHITE SLAVERY
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$ensei (@cudilove_) profile picture
$ensei@cudilove_14h
mfs was trying to ban Latinos, Abortions & Weed… niggas had to put they foot down.
Suletta Mercury’s Personal Shooter (@AKidNamedMalik) profile pictureSuletta Mercury’s Personal Shooter@AKidNamedMalikNov 4
The THC ban in Texas had 50% to do with why it's Blue. On everything I love
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Carolinas Finest@Carolinas_94217h
Oh he big mad😭
YBGChrisπŸ”Ί (@YBGChriss) profile pictureYBGChrisπŸ”Ί@YBGChrissNov 4
Tuned into Fox News for 10 seconds and it deadass sounds like this
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lalily,@bdesmedia5h
14. You’re STILL married to a REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER 15. Your brother IS a RAPIST 16. Papa Bear is STILL clanking spoons together due to his MOTHER’S NEGLECT 17. You OWE upwards of $300,000 to your LAWYERS 18. Cardi STILL ended YOU on MOTORSPORT
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white boy (@obisdian) profile picture
white boy@obisdian14h
NO MORE R SLUR NO MORE AI VIDEOS EVERYONE IS REQUIRED 1 NEOPRONOUN MORE ABORTIONS EVERYBODY GAY EVERYBODY TRANSGENDER HRT IN SCHOOL LUNCHES
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🫟boranut| pathological liar (@koyasmiles) profile picture
🫟boranut| pathological liar@koyasmiles16h
y’all make tweets and say americans can’t do anything then when we do do something then it’s β€œboth parties are bad” or β€œain’t nothing gonna change” sorry but there’s a huge fuckin difference between being under a democratic government than a republican one and you wouldn’t know
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sijuadeeeeπŸ’ (@ivy_2638) profile picture
sijuadeeeeπŸ’@ivy_263818h
Can we just skip to the part where I already have an amazing career I live alone and everything is working out for me
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monkey LEE luffy@MlLFOLOGYNov 4
IF YOU DONT HAVE A NEOPRONOUN ONE WILL BE ASSIGNED TO YOU AT MIDNIGHT BY YOUR BLUE HAIRED BARISTA FOLLOWING YOUR MANDATORY VACCINATION
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You vs the Rick your Morty says you shouldn't worry about 😭✌️
𝘾onfett͟i͟i ᜊ( ' ⩊ 'π–¦Ή)ᜊ (@confettiicherry) profile picture𝘾onfett͟i͟i ᜊ( ' ⩊ 'π–¦Ή)ᜊ@confettiicherry10h
Replying to @sleepyL0
i feel like it truly is you vs the guy she tells u not to worry about sorry.... morty so real for that tho
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nana 🩷 (@anaya9821) profile picture
nana 🩷@anaya982116h
I want $700 two bedroom apartments by February
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π™˜π™–π™§π™‘π™€π™¨ ❄ (@B3AUTlFULRUlN) profile picture
π™˜π™–π™§π™‘π™€π™¨ ❄@B3AUTlFULRUlNNov 4
papa bear having to bang forks cuz nicki gon use all the spoons for crack
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butchatron9000@shipturnerguy_810h
what the hell did biscuit do to her? πŸ’€
Mythwilderness (@Mythantita) profile pictureMythwilderness@Mythantita19h
Go against Taissa, it's gonna cost ya 😭
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sage@markingofdesire14h
a black american could literally watch as their entire family is lynched as a result of violent pro-trump maga rhetoric and they would still be called a dumb amerikkkan by non americans for being happy the house isn’t being filled by maga trump bootlickers anymore.
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