Slay, Serve, Survive

she/her • 23 • 🫧
Joined January 2018
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It’s 2029. The AI bubble has burst. Your rent is $900 for a two bedroom. You bought a new high end graphics card for $125 because there are too many hitting the market. You’re living off the massive government settlement w/ai companies, spacex, amazon, and meta for price gouging
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Block by block, I will rebuild this app into a perfect world in my image
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It used to be that when one of your tweets went viral you’d get offered money to sell vibrators.
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本日のお浸かり 皆さま、本日もおつかりさまです
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when the heater kicks on for the first time in months and it smells like straight up fahrenheit
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Tina constantly guessing random dates until Trump croaks
Donald Trump, November 2026. July 2027.
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It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.
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la manzanilla viendo todo lo que tiene que calmar en mi sistema nervioso
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when im doing something while someone’s watching
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looking at peoples outfits at the train station to learn from them. big jeans, baby tee, cute little jacket. i dont have a cute little jacket. i dont have anything
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When Twitter won't load the gif in the post
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Nobody talks about the subtly addictive nature of falling asleep on the couch
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I do believe there are chores you do before a shower & chores you do after a shower.
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He wants her dandruff🤭
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this is my vent art
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my fav thing on insta right now is seeing russian counter strike players loving their pet chicks 😭
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Do you swear to tell the pussy the whole pussy and nothing but the pussy so help you uncle
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no one understands the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13 yrs old
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Girl are you from tennessee cos youre the only uncle i pussy
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try the uncle pussy darling it’s chudai for
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